Ironically, I do not work for FedEx. Is that ironic? Maybe...maybe not. Now go sing Alanis Morrissette in your head. Here's some pics of me, if you wanna creep http://imgur.com/gallery/rqvbO Here's my subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/cbeckw/
Ironically, I do not work for FedEx. Is that ironic? Maybe...maybe not. Now go sing Alanis Morrissette in your head. Here's some pics of me, if you wanna creep http://imgur.com/gallery/rqvbO Here's my subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/cbeckw/
Ah, the good old days when imgur wasn't as full of glut
Thanks for the mention, lol. I didn't know people remembered me since I never get on anymore.
Well, likely-distant-relative, I'm proud you have propagated our namesake out into the digital world!
I agree with you and I was really thinking I would like the movie more than I did.
Slowly?
Check my profile
Maybe I'm a little bit biased, but I assumed they were talking about the package delivery guy, like UPS or that other one.
This may, unfortunately, be my new "interior crocodile" earworm for awhile.
Those came from Malaysia
Thanks for getting it!
Maybe kill the lamb first next time, eh?
3 reason's it's good. A) great pacing. 2) great acting and D) Buzz from Home Alone is in it.
From your Mom's perspective her happy accident produced another happy accident and the cycle continues.
Uh...get out of the water?
Yeah, I'm going to need you to remove this from my internets, please.
Come on man, don't be crude. It's "make love."
Ironically, this de-escalated quickly
Enter Sand Turtle
I *could* be a transvestite that has recently eaten, just sayin'
Shoutout to @diealein for cluing everyone in on my joke while I was asleep!
An e-cig explodes if memory serves
#50 is a jpeg and a fucking lie
I'd be drunk, too, if I had to hand-paint curbs for a living.
When you're famous and running your own world-renowned restaurants, just remember the little people that upvoted you to the front page.
I bet he gets into a lot of hairy situations...if you're picking up what I'm laying down.
Wow. I did not know bears could perform Caesarean sections.
Cool, thanks! You don't have to have an account to read, though.
Hmm, I'll give that a look, thanks!
You're welcome! Here's some self promotion: r/cbeckw
www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts