FavoredByFortune

2080 pts ยท February 16, 2013


But that was a hilarious come back. lol

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not 100% true. My mom got pregnant while on birth control because she wasn't told that some antibiotics counteract it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If Marvin was a lamp, this would be him.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Great job! Where did you get the blanket? I swear I have the same one somewhere!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! I tell my husband everyday, "The mountains sure look pretty today!" It's become a joke with my friends and family. lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

From the people who made Cards Against Humanity. No joke, they sent out an email saying they're going into snack food instead of card games.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey if Mary can be a pregnant virgin, none of us are safe!! Lol. I had the same worry a lot even though I knew it wasn't possible.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yessss! I flipping love that movie!! "Think of my children!" "You don't have any children." "Someday I might." lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SNES was my jam. Few things that I looked forward to when I was little, playing it with my Pop was #1. I'd love to play with him again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you need a cape on your hand?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't help that you guys have the worst internet in the US. Friend if mine lives there and it makes online gaming a bit frustrating.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't sprain your ankle if you dive head first!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ThisLANisYourLAN and ThisLANisMyLAN.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My great grandma lived through the Great Depression too. Last year we had to finally stop her from living alone and moved her into a home.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also in Guild Wars 2.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a blanket and umbrella so it can take a moment to rest and enjoy the basket. Then go back to doing whatever it is that bears do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! Love that show!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got a jar of dirt!

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My cat died when I was going through a really rough time 11 years ago. Her face pops into my head randomly and I always tear up. Miss her.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I may have had a slight stroke... I read the name for feet as Florida Hands, lost my shit, and nodded in agreement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is an insanely generous offer!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once Upon a Time, during season 2 I think.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guild Wars 2 has been my jam since I left WoW.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guild Hall with my guild TNO and I have decorating permissions. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have huge feet for a girl and my entire family made fun of my "aircraft carriers". I'm never barefoot around people nor wear sandals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's rough, buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The tv show Supernatural.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use to think that meant getting road rash on the tip of a guy's penis so I never understood why it was a good thing. lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to think the store Bi-Mart was only for bisexual people. No one told me I was wrong for years because they found it hilarious. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0