Faust13

959 pts · May 20, 2016


And he's passing the savings on to you!

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He ran right into that car

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit you got some dope style

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When you finally find the perfect pair of shoes they don't have your size

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to try and be productive this weekend but now I have a list of movies in an different order than they came out in.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you get fired from Benihana's

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it said #imgettinganIPADtoo

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Lol I played a sliver deck come at me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So pretty

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What's the name of the app?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... = give head

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shots fired!

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No foot stopping action :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you or your loved one have mesothelioma?

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

When you try and talk to the hot girls

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Marvel bar?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I sneezed and opened a masterlock does that count?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noob on line 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you rise early in the morning and still need a cane to get out of bed

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Blonde takes elephant dick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fetish Friday?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grab her right in the plot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not trying to step on your toes but I'm pretty sure you're using that saying wrong

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

kleine Scheißer

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I love Splatoon

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You couldn't wait till he got home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay family!

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