Fatitude

211550 pts ยท September 27, 2012


There's a story behind my name, but it's not important right now. What is important is that crazy murder clown right behind you!

For Xmas I got a shirt that made me sad.

Points 63
Comments 14
Views 1344

Somebody is losing a foot today (a story in 5 pictures).

Points 52
Comments 16
Views 2696

Prepping for next Halloween.

Points 15
Comments 25
Views 1324

I made a hate crime to my arteries.

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 944

My furry children.

Points 45
Comments 0
Views 1339

My tree this year.

Points 20
Comments 10
Views 526

My teenage daughter has an obsession with opossums. So I got her this for Christmas.

Points 91
Comments 4
Views 4145

This cat was adopted when I didn't want any cats.

Points 50
Comments 3
Views 2199

Yoda, Lahey, Who

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 475

After the unexpected loss of our last big dog a couple months ago, my wife and I adopted a new big dog. This is link.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 723

My holiday selfie with my oldest daughter.

Points 26
Comments 3
Views 373

My wife told me this was funny.

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 136

I can't believe people are falling for it. Monty Python wrote a song about it.

Points 23
Comments 6
Views 702

Their friendship is the best friendship.

Points 2114
Comments 134
Views 109891

Merry Christmas Imgur

Points 31
Comments 3
Views 179

Making the best of these times.

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 481

I started stockpiling for when my wife gets back from deployment.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 186

Voted for the first time in my life at 39 after just over 19 years in the military.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 535

My icicle crop is coming in nicely.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 346

It's my cakeday. I'm here to climb the points ladder.

Points 91
Comments 12
Views 5223

He was the goodest of good boys

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 1108

I turn 39 today. My deployed wife just wanted a picture of the collection I've built up for her return.

Points 22
Comments 18
Views 865

I know posting noods is forbidden, but I can't help posting mine.

Points 52
Comments 14
Views 1936

I feel so old.

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 7

My daughter's cat hates everyone.

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 636

It's my cake day and I just finished part of my technical training. I want to celebrate with some whiskey.

Points 2669
Comments 99
Views 153448

My day today started off with this nonsense.

Points 2514
Comments 296
Views 91345

For my birthday I present my dogs before and after I told them who was a good dog.

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 650

Hey guys, been away for a bit. Any new hilarious Cera .gifs?

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 573

My icicle crops are coming in nicely.

Points 33
Comments 12
Views 1652

MFW I try to post on the 29th and it doesn't go past 22 points.

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 7

My half-assed attempt to make it to the front page.

Points 2632
Comments 74
Views 73760

Installed my new sprinkler system. Now to wait for Batman to show up in my yard.

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 107

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 0

GUESS THAT POKEMON!

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 352

It may be nothing spectacular, but it gets me off the night shift and home to spend time with family.

Points 56
Comments 30
Views 240

Calm your mammaries!

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 42

I wanted to share something with everyone, but I forgot what it was.

Points 25
Comments 11
Views 6

Time to grab some pizza and watch the insanity that is the 29th.

Points 13
Comments 0
Views 91

Or why this keeps happening.

Points 66
Comments 7
Views 37

Went to a local radio stations music fest. Got an awkward prom style picture with the morning show hosts.

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 224

Dude, chill. That frosting has to last for all the dunkaroos.

Points 110
Comments 20
Views 868

New life goal: Get immortalized on the dollar bill.

Points 29
Comments 7
Views 10

Just a reminder to keep the wave going guys.

Points 1923
Comments 157
Views 73902

MFW I take NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time.

Points 73
Comments 10
Views 143

I hope you enjoy this high steaks picture.

Points 33
Comments 10
Views 2757

Seeing as I don't partake and it's a day late. Ladies and Gentlemen, Steve Harvey.

Points 16
Comments 16
Views 59

AKA why you should use chrome or firefox...or anything else.

Points 7
Comments 31
Views 34

Why humans would make terrible transformers.

Points 5353
Comments 166
Views 40671

That's it, back in the hole you little bastard.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 2092

Ignore false hypnotoads. All glory to the Hypnotoad.

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 37

I present to you the Fox-Eared Asshole.

Points 54
Comments 18
Views 2068

Yeah, I just don't get it either.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 33

Having shaved my beard while trying to get back into the military, I need to remind myself of this.

Points 59
Comments 21
Views 345

Technically nothing is empty, unless you count my ex's sense of basic human decency.

Points 13
Comments 22
Views 313
Next page