For Xmas I got a shirt that made me sad.
Somebody is losing a foot today (a story in 5 pictures).
Prepping for next Halloween.
I made a hate crime to my arteries.
My furry children.
My tree this year.
My teenage daughter has an obsession with opossums. So I got her this for Christmas.
This cat was adopted when I didn't want any cats.
Yoda, Lahey, Who
After the unexpected loss of our last big dog a couple months ago, my wife and I adopted a new big dog. This is link.
My holiday selfie with my oldest daughter.
My wife told me this was funny.
I can't believe people are falling for it. Monty Python wrote a song about it.
Their friendship is the best friendship.
Merry Christmas Imgur
Making the best of these times.
I started stockpiling for when my wife gets back from deployment.
Voted for the first time in my life at 39 after just over 19 years in the military.
My icicle crop is coming in nicely.
It's my cakeday. I'm here to climb the points ladder.
He was the goodest of good boys
I turn 39 today. My deployed wife just wanted a picture of the collection I've built up for her return.
I know posting noods is forbidden, but I can't help posting mine.
I feel so old.
My daughter's cat hates everyone.
It's my cake day and I just finished part of my technical training. I want to celebrate with some whiskey.
My day today started off with this nonsense.
For my birthday I present my dogs before and after I told them who was a good dog.
Hey guys, been away for a bit. Any new hilarious Cera .gifs?
My icicle crops are coming in nicely.
MFW I try to post on the 29th and it doesn't go past 22 points.
My half-assed attempt to make it to the front page.
Installed my new sprinkler system. Now to wait for Batman to show up in my yard.
GUESS THAT POKEMON!
It may be nothing spectacular, but it gets me off the night shift and home to spend time with family.
Calm your mammaries!
I wanted to share something with everyone, but I forgot what it was.
Time to grab some pizza and watch the insanity that is the 29th.
Or why this keeps happening.
Went to a local radio stations music fest. Got an awkward prom style picture with the morning show hosts.
Dude, chill. That frosting has to last for all the dunkaroos.
New life goal: Get immortalized on the dollar bill.
Just a reminder to keep the wave going guys.
MFW I take NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time.
I hope you enjoy this high steaks picture.
Seeing as I don't partake and it's a day late. Ladies and Gentlemen, Steve Harvey.
AKA why you should use chrome or firefox...or anything else.
Why humans would make terrible transformers.
That's it, back in the hole you little bastard.
Ignore false hypnotoads. All glory to the Hypnotoad.
I present to you the Fox-Eared Asshole.
Yeah, I just don't get it either.
Having shaved my beard while trying to get back into the military, I need to remind myself of this.
Technically nothing is empty, unless you count my ex's sense of basic human decency.