FatherUzzi

35283 pts ยท October 19, 2014


I'm a 27 year old proud father.

Kick Ass

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That escalated quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ My Doctor's Office

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At my Father in law's IT job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is at my father in law's work, in their entry way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPOOKS!!!!!!!!!!! #sob

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interestingly enough, they're not made anymore. Exceptionally well made, by the designer who invented cabbage patch kids. "Furskins"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol.. Figured it out, Xavier Roberts. Let your expert rest until the next crisis.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, that one is new to me. Thanks :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steve Cutts* goddamn autocorrect.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your name is Roger that's a start.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Preemptive cat tax? Somehow she knows front page is coming.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plus 1 because OP is quite beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn you have a good eye for AZ!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not far off, but it's on Olive.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lmao

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Money clip*

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

So did I what the fuck

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats, that's awesome!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My Wife does all the sewing, that's not me! I just use shiny duct tape haha.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 21 month old does not understand Halloween, he feels awesome and loves it, that's what matters.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you, my Wife and I put a vote online for our friends to decide his costume from a list, we love the result!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, he just feels awesome. I see kids dressed up as Chucky, so I see nothing wrong with Professor Chaos! :)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Baby still sleeping. Trying to enjoy this alone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MEH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, my brother taught me that when I was young after he returned from desert storm.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is global warming, that lava use to be a glacier.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"guy says minecraft stuff doesnt get shown, so I googled epic minecraft"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tony Stark would have built this way nicer, in a cave.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3