FasterSnake

10664 pts · August 12, 2015


I’m a bit of a spark plug. Sometimes I hate the itching but I don’t mind the swelling. So maybe I could come over later and touch your face? You get me.

Everybody always forgets the LGBTQ on these list. Lettuce,Guacamole,Bacon,Tomato,. What’s the Q stand for you ask? Quality.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The real cool thing here Is MJF was filming the back to the future movies and filming a wildly popular network sitcom at the same time.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

“Meanwhile at the hall of justice!”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I flew in with Chappie Sinclair but they took him out at el Kareem.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No way! Can I come over and play with them. I’ll bring over my stretch Armstrong. His arms stretch out to next week.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I here the U.S. is abandoning most of the littoral program.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The center of the world. Carla gugino and Molly Parker. It’s no race to witch mountain.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This snake scares me the most. It can raise up 3 or 4 feet and still chase you. That’s scary as hell.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their probably getting ready for cinco de mayo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been in the hospital a lot the last few years. It amazes me how many nurses can’t put a line in. Hopefully there’s one on who does.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The championship was on Friday. It was pretty good

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you confusing your weird science with war games?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Know you should watch it again and notice brad pit pop up in one frame shots 4 times before he is actually shown on the plane.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The horses were Clydesdale’s. At the time of movie they hadn’t been ridden in decades so the riders had to have special training.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I remember watching it as a kid. They had a kind of terrarium they put him. I remember it was kinda sad.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad can eat a whole bowl of Wendy’s chili while balancing it on the steering wheel and his belly and not spill a drop.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The gift.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HEY!!! GET DOWN!!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a chip. A crisp.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll go a little farther and say the plan was to have his gimp in office when he invaded but the American voter stopped that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s cool that he’s on discovery now. More episodes with him please.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are getting weird. What’s this one going for a walk or something.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe she decided against it after leaning over you. All close to you now. “Jeeeze this guy smells like Bologna.”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s my ex wife’s cable guy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chico get your stupid ass over here! That’s wrong man he did nothing to you!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s Gutter? I don’t know. Probably in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a story several years back about a guy not being hired to be cop because he scored to high on an IQ test.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As late as around 2000 there were stacks of these things in the Arsenal in my hometown. Still in the box. Some opened partially.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wants that converter.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When they switched to the frozen dough sheets the quality changed. There was even more oil in it then. Oil in the dough and in the pan.

4 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0