They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rhumba beat. When I shake my maracas they go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom.
They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rhumba beat. When I shake my maracas they go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom.
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by"
I'm not even sure what I'm looking at.
I do that too. Why am I like this?
Don't let it touch your skin!
I wear glasses in public sometimes because of this. It's like a protective shield.
Rape doesn't just happen because dudes are horny.
Wow, this website really hates it when people don't want their culture appropriated.
This fucks with my head. I'm so used to flat terrain.
At first I thought I would hate this gimmick, but god these comics are so consistently good.
Nope!
Pauly Shore came to my town to do standup and tried to fuck my friend.
1 out of 5 stars on Yelp. "I got tortured, but the continental breakfast was lovely."
For a minute I thought night shifters meant an amalgamation of night crawlers and shape shifters.
Lots of people...
Yeah, too many fucks sounds too try hard and obnoxious.
This is why they don't do that anymore.
"I want to watch a man die"
UK spelling.
Bunch of pajama-hating, Valentine's fun-sucking douchebags in these comments...
Why the fuck not? What's the dress code for a supermarket?
I'm a huge potty mouth, currently beginning as an early childhood teacher. I feel it.
That's some GG Allin level shit.
I got the vaccine and still got it. There's a bunch of strains. Luckily I got a harmless symptomless one.
Also, you didn't use capitalization or punctuation in this comment, soooo.
Bruh it's a caption. Not an essay. Don't be so pedantic. Also, that rule isn't even commonly observed anymore.
I also went on birth control that made my boobs super large. But they went down, not out. I miss my perkies. :/
Some of these made me want to throw up.
They kissed. Relax.
I still don't type the way they taught. I'm a fast typer, though.
He's 11...