10102 pts · January 18, 2018
I mean, if we set off a mummy apocalypse would anyone even notice at this point?
What are cats even?!
Maybe put the tablet down and watch the live ball game you’re currently at and a kind stranger might think you actually like baseball
I wonder if they had to dope that Lil dude a bit to him that chill.
Exactly Fox, wouldn’t entirely solve the problem but would certainly be a step in the right direction
Remember how native Americans would have controlled burns to avoid massive destructive fires like this? Cuz lawmakers don’t.
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I...
“This never happens to me” also “It’s just that you’re so sexy” or “You should take it as a compliment really”
Nailed it
Don’t fucking disrespect dinos
Current me: But i just wanna get hooome-ah. I just can’t adult right now.
They are indeed
Ooh, a writer?? Hey dad, I can’t see real good. Who we got here Bill Shakespeare?
Also, Wowzers in my trousers. I’m definitely using that. Perfect response... you know, if I ever get send any nudes
Advanced Yelling? Sounds like a course they’d offer at Greendale
Or a mini naked Arnold having been time displaced
Just because someone has a record they deserve to die? That’s not justice.
Yep, I came here to downvote this somehow impossibly voted to fp post only to be: Ah yes, you scallywag, take your up doot and be well
ITS PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!
Dial it back 30% there squirrely dan
It was a known internet challenge thing a few years ago. Run over an unsuspecting buddy with a cart. Hilarity and injuries ensued
I teach a high accounting course and use this movie to show how accounting can be interesting. Accountant discovered Batman’s identity
That’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
I mean what kind of tiny ass throw pillow are we talking here? I could get like 25 in my pillow case. U gotta factor spill out & escapes tho
Nah, Revenge of the Sith was pretty rad.
True. The Frizz doesnt fuck around, if she wants to come to Canada, she be here & teach the world about us Our bags of milk need explaining
HA! You’re alright
Tbh I love Americans. I love visiting the US. Just rn its too risky with the poor handling of the pandemic. Missed snowboarding in CO this y
Means gonna start throwin hands (fists) immediately. So just a bunch of punching, perhaps slapping. I’ve heard the method solves everything
I mean, if we set off a mummy apocalypse would anyone even notice at this point?
What are cats even?!
Maybe put the tablet down and watch the live ball game you’re currently at and a kind stranger might think you actually like baseball
I wonder if they had to dope that Lil dude a bit to him that chill.
Exactly Fox, wouldn’t entirely solve the problem but would certainly be a step in the right direction
Remember how native Americans would have controlled burns to avoid massive destructive fires like this? Cuz lawmakers don’t.
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I...
“This never happens to me” also “It’s just that you’re so sexy” or “You should take it as a compliment really”
Nailed it
Don’t fucking disrespect dinos
Current me: But i just wanna get hooome-ah. I just can’t adult right now.
They are indeed
Ooh, a writer?? Hey dad, I can’t see real good. Who we got here Bill Shakespeare?
Also, Wowzers in my trousers. I’m definitely using that. Perfect response... you know, if I ever get send any nudes
Advanced Yelling? Sounds like a course they’d offer at Greendale
Or a mini naked Arnold having been time displaced
Just because someone has a record they deserve to die? That’s not justice.
Yep, I came here to downvote this somehow impossibly voted to fp post only to be: Ah yes, you scallywag, take your up doot and be well
ITS PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!
Dial it back 30% there squirrely dan
It was a known internet challenge thing a few years ago. Run over an unsuspecting buddy with a cart. Hilarity and injuries ensued
I teach a high accounting course and use this movie to show how accounting can be interesting. Accountant discovered Batman’s identity
That’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
I mean what kind of tiny ass throw pillow are we talking here? I could get like 25 in my pillow case. U gotta factor spill out & escapes tho
Nah, Revenge of the Sith was pretty rad.
True. The Frizz doesnt fuck around, if she wants to come to Canada, she be here & teach the world about us Our bags of milk need explaining
HA! You’re alright
Tbh I love Americans. I love visiting the US. Just rn its too risky with the poor handling of the pandemic. Missed snowboarding in CO this y
Means gonna start throwin hands (fists) immediately. So just a bunch of punching, perhaps slapping. I’ve heard the method solves everything