FantomLightning

5987 pts · November 6, 2014


"God, we're pathetic, aren't we?" "Excuse me?" "Well, we're here. We're sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is-..." "Where I can hook up my modem?" "Yeah, exactly." Dick pics and man ass glady accepted.

That dude is cute...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Boof

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hell, I'd be cuddly with that dude too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello Daddy :D

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He can raid my womb... I'm a man tho...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Marry me?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm exactly the opposite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can raid my womb any time... And I'm a dude...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, I'm just a short fuzzy bear dude.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Marry me?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uhm, pls ream me sir...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nummy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd do all of them. But I'm ugly and they're out of my league.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You've kilt me with this ;P

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red headed dudes make my bussy quiver...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Done!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Save me from Trump by importing me to Norway and we can shitpost together...?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bi and from Norway... How you doin...?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shit music... But ream my bussy daddy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sooooo.... I'm an American dude... I can haz Swede?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 12

I want a big muscle bear :(

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

PM me pls sir.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh, I wish lol.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I'd personally stay away from anything hormone based.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copper/Non-hormonal IUDs (think vintage all plastic like Lippes Loop/Dalkon Shield) will generally always make it worse. Hormonal can ease.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The periods would fucking suck I'm sure. As for BC I'd probably go with a Copper IUD personally.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly same... Where do I find a gay version of you...?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would love to! They're just so expensive ????

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no doubt. I'll be one of the first in line to volunteer lol, I'm hopeful.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0