FangsFirst

22630 pts ยท September 3, 2012


I write comments. On occasion.

Today, in the Mail, I Received Illegal Drugs

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Recently, I discovered snow forgot how physics worked at my apartment

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Famous Quotes

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This is an excellent record cover.

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Christmas selfie!

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This record sat waiting almost 40 years to be signed, passing through three sets of hands before doing so.

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Popeye Gets Poetic

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This is the story of Tiny the Goat

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The rare and majestic hang-gliding goat.

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It's Hard Out There for a Gnome

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This is what I am doing with my time at work.

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Cars.

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Well, they were the only boxes in my apartment, so my family all got records for Christmas.*

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I am at work two days before Christmas (and through). Here are some musics I recommend.

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I could be wrong.

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Fuck it, imgur. I have to work today, so here's an album you should all hear.

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I wish I had an enormous series of these, so that I could confuse people by uploading them all.

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An Existential Car

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I've had this saved for like a decade. It's time I released it into the wild.

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I was drunk one night and thought this would be an awesome gif. I was wrong.

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Drive.

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Happy birthday to me! (okay, it was just the shelf this year...)

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I feel like this will somehow come in handy.

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Thomas the Terror Tank

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Everybody needs a hobby. Or three.

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I am a terrible person.

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Simple math.

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Car-Buying Questions

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Well, there have been a lot of complaints about this meme being used wrong, I think this should suffice

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I'm just trying to play a game, and the cat and dog decide, "No, look at us!"

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I admit it.

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I was going to do something really cool to justify hitting renowned, but fuck it.

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My friend didn't want to do one. After I prodded him, I got this.

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I actually heard this from a friend.

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What do you do if the bookstore you've worked at closes

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Sometimes I find things on my hard drive and I....don't...

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So, I was explaining "Calm down, Satan" to my friend...

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Sometimes, it pays off to suck it up and go for it.

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Largely unseen, this movie is fantastically wonderful.

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This is where I listen to (and store) music.

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This is a lovely forest.

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