Today, in the Mail, I Received Illegal Drugs
Recently, I discovered snow forgot how physics worked at my apartment
Famous Quotes
This is an excellent record cover.
Christmas selfie!
This record sat waiting almost 40 years to be signed, passing through three sets of hands before doing so.
Popeye Gets Poetic
This is the story of Tiny the Goat
The rare and majestic hang-gliding goat.
It's Hard Out There for a Gnome
This is what I am doing with my time at work.
Cars.
Well, they were the only boxes in my apartment, so my family all got records for Christmas.*
I am at work two days before Christmas (and through). Here are some musics I recommend.
I could be wrong.
Fuck it, imgur. I have to work today, so here's an album you should all hear.
I wish I had an enormous series of these, so that I could confuse people by uploading them all.
An Existential Car
I've had this saved for like a decade. It's time I released it into the wild.
I was drunk one night and thought this would be an awesome gif. I was wrong.
Drive.
Happy birthday to me! (okay, it was just the shelf this year...)
I feel like this will somehow come in handy.
Thomas the Terror Tank
Everybody needs a hobby. Or three.
I am a terrible person.
Simple math.
Car-Buying Questions
Well, there have been a lot of complaints about this meme being used wrong, I think this should suffice
I'm just trying to play a game, and the cat and dog decide, "No, look at us!"
I admit it.
I was going to do something really cool to justify hitting renowned, but fuck it.
My friend didn't want to do one. After I prodded him, I got this.
I actually heard this from a friend.
What do you do if the bookstore you've worked at closes
Sometimes I find things on my hard drive and I....don't...
So, I was explaining "Calm down, Satan" to my friend...
Sometimes, it pays off to suck it up and go for it.
Largely unseen, this movie is fantastically wonderful.
This is where I listen to (and store) music.
This is a lovely forest.