FakeShemp

1129 pts · December 28, 2013


Hey! That's Benny!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's interlaced yo.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of boots are those? They look marvelous!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a guide of how to dismember someone.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're the worst kind of person

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You made a Valentine's Day gift out of a Delorean?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is that Kanye is the real life Jay Gatsby?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oi, I wish I were. The stylized C on the side gives it away. I know from seeing quite a few Criterion mock ups in my time.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It looks like fan art for a nonexistent DVD box set from the Criterion Collection.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my motto for drinking.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And a whole lot of porn.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That last dog otter get out of there!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, she has a name...probably.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shiny!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a hipster, a yuppie, old money or a middle class family?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find dogs with curly hair on their faces unsettling.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys should roll around together. I’m getting two tired of folks like you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I bet you think you're a big wheel in the cycling community. Why don't you go pedal your charm somewhere else? 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm literally watching it right now. Havent seen it in years. My heart is breaking a little.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nashville 2 checking in

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I havent thought about Hot n Now in years, and now I'm indescribably sad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your friend Haley Joel Osment?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm choosing to trust you based on your username. Don't fuck me on this one headdoctor.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For buying those terrible cookie shaped lies to begin with?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fred Savage?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Time Flies, motherfucker!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did that piggy do?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

She's a Cenobite isn't she?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0