FakeNameNumberTwo

228 pts ยท December 10, 2016


Yeah, yeah, I love cats

The freesia was so pretty, just not long enough

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why buy clothes you have to iron? Except for special occasions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Anarchists untie!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And polished their toenails!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please just wave, Joe.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

eww

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Asking the real questions

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

whoa satan, slow down

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

A very clever toilet ... pool noodle over plastic bag inside overturned bucket with TP roll on the handle. I actually liked this one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you motorboat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I never heard of closing the door. I must have been born in a barn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what is the song about closing the door? I don't get it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OH YES

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Etsy here we come! There should be an Imgur Etsy shop. Is there one already??

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Oh so THAT was my problem this year.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't look very happy about it though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or even more idiots

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Scooby Snacks r fake?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicago has a colony of wild parrots descended from escapees.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now let's discuss ... BACON

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because since lemons are so sour. It's heavily diluted with water. We don't dilute OJ

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Oh, lemonade? We have people for that."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hmm. I'd check on the numbers who've died under Communism and totalitarian regimes if I were you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

/a/uE2Nm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They taste better too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all about balance! This is pretty imaginative.

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