FakeBackStories, 27, got bored with all the selfies, decided to give them all a story. Failed AP Calc twice, cheated to finally pass
FakeBackStories, 27, got bored with all the selfies, decided to give them all a story. Failed AP Calc twice, cheated to finally pass
You're welcome Delores. Thank you also for that peach cobbler recipe, it was a huge hit at my churchs potluck on Wednesday
Teon, 22, (right, forefront) meets local celebrity for a "Beat Illiteracy" campaign. Teon can't read beyond a 5th grade lvl, but wants to.
I got ya. I was definitely off my game yesterday, hope it's back today
Dan, 42, still talks about his HS team winning at state. Manager at Walmart, 2nd wife. 2 great kids, and a third he doesn't know about.
I got you fam
Yrw you just shit yourself, but you have diarrhea, and like the warmth
Stuart, 12, top search on YT is "Boobies". XBL username is Pu$y$layer69xXx. Spied on his older cousin in the shower once. Will start vaping
Jaden, 17, just came out, but everyone already knew. Loves Emperors New Groove, enchiladas, and showtunes
Bridgette, 22, has her first apartment. She didn't have a dad to show her home improvement, but feels he'd proud of her today
Ty and Shelly, 6 & 9, are excited to see their grandparents this Christmas. It's been a rough year since their home burnt up, and they moved
Curt, 24, works as a bank teller. Might go back to college, some day. Spends a lot of time w/coworkers, helps keep him out of his empty flat
Adam, 38, knows that Jon, 16, is sleeping with Lisa, 28 (PE Teach) & he fakes this accident to put Jon out of action, so he can slide on in
I decided I won't touch the Secret Santa Selfies, same as the Xmas day Selfies. Feel free to tag me into other posts though!
Paul, 62, History teacher. Avid hunter, family man. Drinks a bit too much, mows his lawn 3 times a week.
John, 12, inspired by Obama, wants to change the world. Volunteers to help the homeless. A tad lazy, but is good at basketball
Jason, 34, investment banker, health nut. Has a egg & Kale shake every morning. Drives a Rav4, and a hot air balloon ride is the bucket list
Monica, 28, Convenience store cashier. Misses high school times, saving up to move to California. Held her schools track 400m hurdle record
Taking a break from my shtick, to say my black lab has the same toy, and he fucking loves it.
Rob, now 49, is a Dist. Manager for Yum!, including KFC. Owns a nice house in the suburbs, nice pool, drives a Tacoma. Son is a Bronie.
Colin, 16, likes to sneak jalopenos into customers blended shakes at work. Loves the game Monopoly, recently got his first girlfriend.
Dalton, 34, used car salesman. Does Applebees weekly pub trivia, lies about his age on Tinder. Won his 3rd grade spelling bee
MarQuis, 18, works at a deli, slips copies of his mixtape into customers bags. Favorite show is The Wire, graduated with a 3.2 GPA
Brandon, 23, commercial roofer. Not sure what he wants to do with his life, but just enjoying the ride. Does a bit of coke here and there
Antone, 18, excited to pass out his senior portrait with his # on the back to the girls, hopes for a date with one of them, any of them.
Kevin, 18, is looking for a fake id. Will puke at the first bar he goes to, ends up getting a ride from the cops, and loses scholarship
Ashley, 22, needed to dress up for the Xmas party. At first she was stumped. Then she had a great idea, but cant find the boots with the fir
Roy, 42, exterminator, decided to learn a new sport as a Mid Life Crisis. Hopes to be proficient before his 25 yr HS reunion next summer
Karl, 38, software dev. Drives a Tesla, is vegan, cares about the environment, but not enough to recycle properly. Likes Bruce Willis movies
Jill, 27, waitress at ihop, mother of two. Drives a 95 Corsica, still best friends with girl from high school. Has Tinkerbell seat covers
Hans, 22 (left), 1200+ hrs into WoW, in love with Julie, 20, right. Julie is in love with Hans, but they're both to shy to say anything.