FailToImpress

22879 pts ยท December 24, 2012


I like big butts and I always lie. So now you're wondering, which one of those statement is the lie?

No one. Only you remember him. It was a vast governmental conspiracy to have you, & only you, remember who Sir Vivian Richards is...

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I'm whoever you want me to be

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A wicked smile stretches onto Anthony Fantano's face...

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Even then I doubt it. Professional eaters are surprisingly super skinny.

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"today... Smoking will save lives"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This isn't Hari Kondabulu

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This episode is the reason why I say "I'm savoring" terrible food by chewing slowly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not it means he's so rich, he can afford to eat popsicles all the time.

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I too watch John Oliver's Last Week Tonight

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also loved how they revealed Andy to be the biggest dick of a person ever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get that post-Scott The Office doesn't get a lot of love, but some moments are just too funny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He alive. He's half dead. Folks just call him Buckethead

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Magnolia, Eyes Wide Shut, Tropic Thunder, Top Gun, Mission Impossible films, Edge of Tomorrow, to a name a few

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Caught Rhodes, Bowled Kallis. To be young again

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who you calling boy?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This cat could ball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death Grips - The Powers that Be

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. But I want to see it all. The good and bad of focusing on one child.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be a compelling story though? First show is dedicated to showing the heroics, and the next dedicated to his flaws as a human

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What am I doing with my life?

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Wasn't it SpongeBob getting impregnated?

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suicide without an escape clause, and the one where the guy lives outdoors is the best way to introduce someone to that show

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I'm hip? Hip to what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jaaaaaaaaaam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forget where I heard this, but Homme named it Rated R as to avoid the 'Parental Advisory' sticker. And it actually worked lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love how that shot is pretty much a blooper, but they kept it in the final cut

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You haven't thought of the smell.

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Dobler-Dahmer Theory

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