FWBatman

3219 pts · January 28, 2015


No, it’s just a plush toy, but it was the first toy he ever had and he’s never l liked anything else as much as it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then again, maybe you tried spelling it correctly and this fucking site wouldn't let you edit before you submitted, just like above.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he really fired you because after working there for a year you stil didn't know hiow to spel "Chick-Fil-A".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Led Zeppelin makes beer?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dance off, bro! Me and you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In #2, is she getting hammered or nailed?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 "I've made a terrible mistake!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice work. Nice post.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure he said, "To blave."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a fact - it's n opinion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*chubbier

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bad breath contest.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It worked out for Marshall, Will and Holly, didn't it?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like turtles.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*dispensing money

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice shiv. See you in the yard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the Meatnormous, isn't it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the really bad stuff was still to follow: for the next 7 years he was known as the Bukkake Kid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's four words.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

The Matterhorn is in Disneyland in California. There is no Matterhorn at Disney World.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? No Callahan full-bore auto lock with customized trigger double cartridge thorough gauge?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Ae there actually child-size and adult-size balloons?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*I got better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A South Park Dump with no Mr. Hanky? Doesn't seem right. Still... +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so very, very fake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Some people called him Maurice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too often a buried comment like this is unmissed and underappreciated. I'm glad I saw this. I honestly laughed out loud.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And 87% of statistics are made up on the spot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We can make him better, stronger, faster...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0