3952 pts · June 18, 2012
“Clean up in aisle panties.”
Get in to a relationship with a sibling or annoy them with texts?
Thrusts?
Still missing Ygritte. Why? Why?!?!?!
Sometimes I’ll do a tiny poo and give up wiping, and sometimes I’ll to a humbdinger of a monster, wipe once and come off clean. Sup wit dat?
Titty sprinkles
Step 9: Make her open the box?
Do you like mega man?
Did OP add all the nipples or is she just naturally cold tittied?
Garoo-ga-ga-ga-garoo-garoovy-ya-garoovy
I’ve never heard them be called turtle before, wouldn’t it be turtles anyway? I guess it’s because of the roundness of the shell?
It’d look better on my bedroom floor. However I’m from the UK and don’t know the prom age, so maybe it wouldn’t...awkwardly slips away
The plumbing store
I would cut my nuts off for #2 and #6
I read the first line and now I don’t care anymore
all hail hypnocat
“I love you...I mean, LIKE A SISTER!”
And now I don’t like eyes anymore
Just stroke the fucking thing already. Stop being mean!
I would just be an unconscious flop at the top of that bastard
Mommy needed a pillow
Is this like “get on with it” or “I don’t want a baby”?
And a pinch of demigod
Gaspode the wonder dog?
Isn’t Jessica Rabbit Warner Bros.?
The phantom of the miaowpera
Also, “why be with a hero when you can be with a zero?” Best chat up line eva
This was a childhood favourite in our house. Watched it as an adult a few years ago and now see my folks as less responsible than before.
That says English not Scottish. Normal people don’t deep fry black pudding.
“Clean up in aisle panties.”
Get in to a relationship with a sibling or annoy them with texts?
Thrusts?
Still missing Ygritte. Why? Why?!?!?!
Sometimes I’ll do a tiny poo and give up wiping, and sometimes I’ll to a humbdinger of a monster, wipe once and come off clean. Sup wit dat?
Titty sprinkles
Step 9: Make her open the box?
Do you like mega man?
Did OP add all the nipples or is she just naturally cold tittied?
Garoo-ga-ga-ga-garoo-garoovy-ya-garoovy
I’ve never heard them be called turtle before, wouldn’t it be turtles anyway? I guess it’s because of the roundness of the shell?
It’d look better on my bedroom floor. However I’m from the UK and don’t know the prom age, so maybe it wouldn’t...awkwardly slips away
The plumbing store
I would cut my nuts off for #2 and #6
I read the first line and now I don’t care anymore
“I love you...I mean, LIKE A SISTER!”
And now I don’t like eyes anymore
Just stroke the fucking thing already. Stop being mean!
I would just be an unconscious flop at the top of that bastard
Mommy needed a pillow
Is this like “get on with it” or “I don’t want a baby”?
And a pinch of demigod
Gaspode the wonder dog?
Isn’t Jessica Rabbit Warner Bros.?
The phantom of the miaowpera
Also, “why be with a hero when you can be with a zero?” Best chat up line eva
This was a childhood favourite in our house. Watched it as an adult a few years ago and now see my folks as less responsible than before.
That says English not Scottish. Normal people don’t deep fry black pudding.