FCFinNJ

535 pts · May 15, 2018


I have a pair of shorts with no button, so I put a paper clip through the zipper and clip the zipper to the button hole to keep my fly up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does she have red hair too? That’s recessive, but seems to be a Neanderthal trait.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I still love food that much.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thumbs!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She really is perfect.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyday heros.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whaaaat I thought I understood the science of light until this gif made me feel like a dazzled animal.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Add chocolate milk to diet water, stir, pour, and presto! Shiny.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What have you been googling? You kinky stoner, you. Wish knows.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on which nostril is stuffier. Gotta lay on the opposite side, and still wanna spoon.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, they gave you a receipt for food she hadn’t ordered yet? Mmhmm. Totally plausible.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 9

Bruno Mars has grown?! I thought he hatched from a very small egg, the same little size he’d ever be.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ed Gein was the RL inspiration for Buffalo Bill in The Silence o the Lambs, and for Norman Bates in Psycho, & a third one too that I forget.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So does Martok. Martok tells him something like, “Klingons laugh, only you don’t.”

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hahahahaha! Hahaha! You sweet summer child.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake houses? What are these that we’re looking at in the photos? Newer construction? They look quite real.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kind of a chode of a sword.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Worst premiere episode of all the Trek, most definitely, but most Trekkies rate it their favorite Trek overall with good reason.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed. But most especially Tim Curry. Who else could have pranced around expositing like he did in the end and been so fun about it!?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They’re all hot. He’s just the one who knows it most. ...which is pretty hot yeah.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The sequel, right? I overlooked it there. Never was able to find it available to pirate. But my friend tells me I wouldn’t like it as much.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

but Kenshin impressed me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rurouni Kenshin, not on this list. I’m no anime fanatic; seen only 4, started & gave up on 2 or 3 more. Hate DBZ and never liked Pokémon (1)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, good call.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched this at least 6 times looking at how slow that white truck is going in the fast lane before I saw the guy flying in the right.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh okay I’ll be the first non-pervy comment then: EXCELLENT KENDAMA SKILLS! I’m btwn level 2 & 3 myself, but I can’t juggle. That is dope.

7 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 7

What if I told you it was just a stuffed animal? It’s okay because it was t a real animal.

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 5

I’ll bet you $4.20 that D-Rad said, “I like to burn mad trees in my spare time hur hur!” (But in an English stoner accent.)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should throw my hand in there: Guy with the light rail line directly outside living room window.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, I like Wyoming’s scenery as I drove through it, except that 15’x15’ “United Anti-Sodomy League” billboard on some asshole’s farm.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0