FBIAssistantDirectorSkinner

522 pts ยท January 7, 2017


In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us. Don't let your eyes deceive you.

Surely with the camera guy being on the travellator too there would be no need to edit out camera shakes after finishing,, Just a thought

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I'm a single father

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My local Co-Op were stacking the shelve with theirs on Boxing Day, I could still taste the sprouts!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stay cheeki breeki my friend

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All those citations could have been summed up by two words,,, the second is "off"

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I'm not suggesting we kill the stupid people. Just take off the warning stickers and let nature take it's course,,,

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've seen a video that debunks it too, as the full scale video shows a rock that appears from nowhere behind the guy as he lands past it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Da ting goes SKRRRA PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIBIDI PAP PAP AND A PU PU DRRR BOOM

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happens all the time here in the UK, we call them Scousers

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

CinemaSins: Scene does not contain a lapdance (ding!)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I wholeheartedly approve of this post

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't know who it is, but I'm pretty sure it's in Bristol, possibly outside the Hippodrome theatre

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially as the teacher,,,,, I need a lie down again,, alone,,,

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Agents, respect the bureau's dress code get back to work!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the hell did I just read that in the most broad Scottish accent my brain could conjure!? Think I watched too much Rab C Nesbitt as a kid

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

The film "Idiocracy" is fast approaching Documentary status

8 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 21

"I'm not your buddy, guy!"

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The chant of "Oi Oiii" translates as "shit's about to go down, and it's gonna be epic. Get ready for it!"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I need one of these pokemon doggos!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Temple Way in Bristol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck with that Agent, but don't be too surprised when you realize you don't hold that much power to yourself. We're all puppets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

,,, and Mickey heads towards the foodcourt to do the same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to come and see me in my office to explain a few things,,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sure was one awesome office party

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agents, there's been a development on this case. A witness came forward to state they saw a guy peeing in the woods near some swamp gas.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sotp wtahcing home moveis and get back to the ofifce, I appaer to hve msiplaced my glsses

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@FBIAgentFoxMulder - A source from outside the bureau has asked for this to be investigated, there have now been multiple sightings.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mulder, need I remind you who we both answer to? "He" doesn't take kindly to your insubordination, please use "Mutated Person" if you must

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