ExtinctasaurusRex

37884 pts ยท May 30, 2015


Screenshot of this to Front Page and Ill get a tattoo of Rick from Rick and Morty drunkenly laying next to the IMGUR Giraffe.

What kindve potatoes and do i peel them

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like Espada #5 got hot

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very tragic

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happens to the best of us. Usually me though. Which is weird. Because I am not the best of us.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the BoM tho

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is felt kind of hypocritical to me. /fin

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You let us live our lives and we let you live yours" as a peaceful median, but so much time and money went into keep marriage segregated 2/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also; I left because we grew up being told that all life is valuable and equal, and one the keystones of the church is 1/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have to agree, before leaving I dont think we ever referenced any of that except for pre-mortal life.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MNF?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Duuuuuude

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah but I was... like for real...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LET US SEE THE GROSS PART.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If I win this war, you will be slaves forever" is what Phillip said.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah, not in an apartment.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a second. I was sitting here like "The fuck happened to his eyes?"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never viewed the "Global Warming isnt Fast Enough" platform until today.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, definitely didn't take my ex 12-15 minutes. With 12-15 and the right stuff you can usually get to the point where its uncomfortable

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's basically a shoulder massager.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Find a few friends to sign up for YouTube Premium with. The Fsmily Plan is like 18 bucks I think, and they arent anal like spotify.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mother, my spear is too short to hit my enemy" 'Then take another step forward.'

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This interaction was more of a "Submit or Else", but just adds to the fact that the Spartans were the best shit talkers of the Greek World.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My favorite is that I've avoided the IRS, and a police officer is en route to take me debtors jail.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Time to be best friends

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to become best friends.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your inner demon has a weird name.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't System of a Down celebrate Thanksgiving? Because Armenians dont like Turkey.

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