ExogenousShock

4962 pts ยท June 11, 2013


FINE, imgur. I will write something about myself. Are you happy now?

SERIOUSLY I AM SO ANGRY THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE PURE JOY OF A REAL TACO

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Aren't you just a ray of sunshine. Have a corgi to make you feel better. You guys like corgis, right?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've spoken to plenty of Brits, thanks.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Found the person with a stick up their butt. (P.S. yes, I know how to locate Britain on a map.)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Found the Brit.

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 10

I really like this trend of people doing Q&As. The stripper one yesterday was fascinating. Keep them coming, people!

12 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 3

Meh, close enough.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About the number of people who want to get into his pants or the number of people who have actually done it?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Many an imgurian has wanted to get into Heath Ledger's pants. Congrats on being the first to accomplish it.

12 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

Um, yeah, I'm back. Hi there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a PhD candidate, I will stop imguring and go back to working on my dissertation so that my defense in a few months will turn out well.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

And yet my roommate insists on keeping the heat on...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And a monocle and cane.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, honey...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I favorite or bookmark stuff to use when the need arises.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imgur could always use more gifs of suave men raising their glasses of booze

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

JESUS CHRIST, italianhobo411, it's a MINERAL

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

This one time I ate most of a pineapple in one sitting. Burned my tastebuds off for about a week.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get ready for a whole lot of feels.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a girl and I don't understand the appeal of nail art. There, I said it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Protip: use a flat whisk to make pan sauces, they're much better at getting into the corners of the pan than a balloon shaped whisk.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's slam poetry. What did you expect?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You must not spend much time here if you think we don't appreciate puppies

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Physical books are easier for me to read than books on a screen. I'm not against using e-books, but they don't work as well for me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> puppy picture instead:

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's still Christmas where I am and I've decided that for once I don't feel like arguing over petty things. So here, have a >

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5