137 pts ยท August 29, 2017
And homeless.
What kind of fucked up school yearbook award is that? Unless it's more of a jokey thing. No wonder the guy felt so alone.
Used to get up at 6am for work and never woke up before the alarm. Now I've a job where I don't have to get up until 8, and I wake up at 5..
Took me a while to find mine but I found it. Just keep swimming!
And so many people's jobs mostly consist of convincing people their job is important when it's not at all...
Don't forget you also need to have a relevant degree and be 21 or under.
I thought she was a hot 39 year old, but she's really a kinda hot 29 year old.
'Bout as much chance as the Loch Ness monster getting autism after being vaccinated by Big Foot.
New Jersey?
Well, all it's says is that they eat the same food as the adults, which is true since they both eat nothing. And also that they don't snack.
Ireland, you get whacked on the arse with a very large wooden spoon when you're bold.
"But grandpa we're not tired!"
Kind of like the sex offenders register, except you get put on it for the OTHER kind of exposure.
Exposure and "invaluable experience in a dynamic work environment"
They'll need all the help they can get if they're gonna compete with Specsavers.
If the majority of your job is trying convince people your job is important, when you know it's not, you fucking suck. Contribute bitch!
Also easy access to the phone since it's what gets taken out the most.
Hands at 10: and 2
It is unnerving how much that look suits him.
I've been binging it. When you watch them in order it's actually a great story as well as being hilarious.
I've been binging Brooklyn nine nine on Netflix, only have like 3 episodes left. Kinda want to not watch them so I'll always have more of it
The loud park ranger guy in Parks and Rec is just Jake Paralta undercover.
The voice actor for that cop 100% did a stereotypical Irish accent. Toi toi toi toi!
Darwin Awards: 21st Century Edition
I often think about how what most of us see as likely outcomes must be mind blowing plot twists to morons.
I'd be okay with you making fun of someone dying in this case.
Plot twist: the "mom with kids" is actually a kidnapper in the process of abducting the kids she's with.
Booooooo
That's 'cause it's slang for willy! :D
But you can hold more piss in your dick when you've a boner 'cause it's longer. Yes sir.
And homeless.
What kind of fucked up school yearbook award is that? Unless it's more of a jokey thing. No wonder the guy felt so alone.
Used to get up at 6am for work and never woke up before the alarm. Now I've a job where I don't have to get up until 8, and I wake up at 5..
Took me a while to find mine but I found it. Just keep swimming!
And so many people's jobs mostly consist of convincing people their job is important when it's not at all...
Don't forget you also need to have a relevant degree and be 21 or under.
I thought she was a hot 39 year old, but she's really a kinda hot 29 year old.
'Bout as much chance as the Loch Ness monster getting autism after being vaccinated by Big Foot.
New Jersey?
Well, all it's says is that they eat the same food as the adults, which is true since they both eat nothing. And also that they don't snack.
Ireland, you get whacked on the arse with a very large wooden spoon when you're bold.
"But grandpa we're not tired!"
Kind of like the sex offenders register, except you get put on it for the OTHER kind of exposure.
Exposure and "invaluable experience in a dynamic work environment"
They'll need all the help they can get if they're gonna compete with Specsavers.
If the majority of your job is trying convince people your job is important, when you know it's not, you fucking suck. Contribute bitch!
Also easy access to the phone since it's what gets taken out the most.
Hands at 10: and 2
It is unnerving how much that look suits him.
I've been binging it. When you watch them in order it's actually a great story as well as being hilarious.
I've been binging Brooklyn nine nine on Netflix, only have like 3 episodes left. Kinda want to not watch them so I'll always have more of it
The loud park ranger guy in Parks and Rec is just Jake Paralta undercover.
The voice actor for that cop 100% did a stereotypical Irish accent. Toi toi toi toi!
Darwin Awards: 21st Century Edition
I often think about how what most of us see as likely outcomes must be mind blowing plot twists to morons.
I'd be okay with you making fun of someone dying in this case.
Plot twist: the "mom with kids" is actually a kidnapper in the process of abducting the kids she's with.
Booooooo
That's 'cause it's slang for willy! :D
But you can hold more piss in your dick when you've a boner 'cause it's longer. Yes sir.