ExcessiveForcefield

137 pts ยท August 29, 2017


And homeless.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of fucked up school yearbook award is that? Unless it's more of a jokey thing. No wonder the guy felt so alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to get up at 6am for work and never woke up before the alarm. Now I've a job where I don't have to get up until 8, and I wake up at 5..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took me a while to find mine but I found it. Just keep swimming!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And so many people's jobs mostly consist of convincing people their job is important when it's not at all...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget you also need to have a relevant degree and be 21 or under.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought she was a hot 39 year old, but she's really a kinda hot 29 year old.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Bout as much chance as the Loch Ness monster getting autism after being vaccinated by Big Foot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New Jersey?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, all it's says is that they eat the same food as the adults, which is true since they both eat nothing. And also that they don't snack.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ireland, you get whacked on the arse with a very large wooden spoon when you're bold.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"But grandpa we're not tired!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of like the sex offenders register, except you get put on it for the OTHER kind of exposure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exposure and "invaluable experience in a dynamic work environment"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll need all the help they can get if they're gonna compete with Specsavers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the majority of your job is trying convince people your job is important, when you know it's not, you fucking suck. Contribute bitch!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also easy access to the phone since it's what gets taken out the most.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hands at 10: and 2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It is unnerving how much that look suits him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been binging it. When you watch them in order it's actually a great story as well as being hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been binging Brooklyn nine nine on Netflix, only have like 3 episodes left. Kinda want to not watch them so I'll always have more of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The loud park ranger guy in Parks and Rec is just Jake Paralta undercover.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The voice actor for that cop 100% did a stereotypical Irish accent. Toi toi toi toi!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwin Awards: 21st Century Edition

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I often think about how what most of us see as likely outcomes must be mind blowing plot twists to morons.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be okay with you making fun of someone dying in this case.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: the "mom with kids" is actually a kidnapper in the process of abducting the kids she's with.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Booooooo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's 'cause it's slang for willy! :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you can hold more piss in your dick when you've a boner 'cause it's longer. Yes sir.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0