ExcelUser1977

68 pts ยท July 7, 2022


Elsie the cow was on one side of the barbwire fence.
Ferdinand the Bull was on the other side of the barbwire fence.
Elsie winked at Ferdinand, and Ferdinand jumped over the barbwire fence.
Elsie sidled up to him, and said, "Hey there, big boy ... aren't you Ferdinand the Bull?"
He replied: "Just call me Ferdinand. That fence was a lot higher than I thought."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain why human remains will desecrate the moon, yet cemeteries are 'hallowed ground' ?

To me you are either making the moon hallowed ground or cemeteries are desecrated by remains.

Anybody?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

If corporations are "people", then send the C-level to prison for crimes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's also Playboy's first full frontal nude model in 1971

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the dog was trained to 'detect' on command and followed this guy?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

How does he know they don't have an "arrangement" ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... That means that, on average, half the people you pass on the street have an IQ lower than 100

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Remember ... 100 is the average IQ.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

So how does someone "assist their loved ones not being caught by surprise" in a fatal car accident? Why should this be any different?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why we need universal health care in the US, like EVERY OTHER CIVILIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you forgot the two 'Murican flags flapping in the breeze on the back two corners of the sled.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... not sure that counts as an "accident".

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he had enough time to digitize them all.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1