EvilMaker

26 pts ยท September 7, 2018


It's a psychoactive dick fungus. Severing the penis is the only cure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's from Weyland-Yutani corporation. Check the cup for face huggers before consuming.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now they take over the planet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The conjuring 3.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice stand. That thing is dope.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No dumb girls are hotter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is why you should never teleport sushi.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you count the rings it will tell you how old the syrup is.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reverse Michael Jacksonification.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't meet you at the fair. I'm too tired and bloated from eating arugula and walking the bacon hills.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't deserve Shia.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's probably scared you'll kill him.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Deep bruh. You got my vote.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black dick pick be like .90mm. That thing is a monster.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone downvoting this doesn't understand the president is saying this to the dog and not you. It's practically a legal decry at this point.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It needs more hardware.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

COB drifting is taking our children's lives. Get woke. Mother's Against Cracklin' Oat Bran Drifting In Careless Kid Situations. #MACOBDICKS

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So no rolling papers = wooden mechanical engineering? I'm stocking up on papers.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's a child in a jacket being fed to a demon of milk duds while a guy casually watches in his living room. You're welcome.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes to school all day and solves complex math equations... fails geometry.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alucard/draculA

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The balls on her shadow have the right idea.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nike slip ons have long been the cause of severe relapse. You may need to do some more cutting. But seriously brother good for you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Racist bait... and I almost took it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flux capacitor.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think this post is about the beer maker, not the girl.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red venom is the best, but purple and green venom are cool too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Too conflicted by holiday connotations to comment cleverly. Damn Candycane corns. As if albinism isn't confusing enough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite hero, but the worst case of dyslexia I've ever encountered.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: they are dead. But seriously... Gargs are the best.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0