My username originates from last year's Thanksgiving when my husband ate half of a cheese log then ate Thanksgiving dinner then ate the other half of the cheese log. The cheese log blocked his intestines like two bookends and after many laxatives and enemas, he had to go to the emergency room. Cheese log FTW
Say no to spaghetti tacos. Just no.
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For those of you cringing at caption, it's the actual title of the movie.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2096672/
I see what you did there. *wink*
28 days earlier
My boobies. :(
When you were born with a penis.
You got me.
Normally I can't stand caps lock, but here, it's entirely appropriate.
+1 for dickbutt
He's so defeated.
He's so defeated.
Now imma hafta check it
Diabeetus.
Pollen eh? That's a new one,
I'm also breastfeeding too. Ahhhh the horror!
I don't need to be bleeding to do that.
Doesn't every dog do that?
Are you my mother?
Oh wiki
I just can't grasp cutting? :/
This is a huge pet peeve of mine and it doesn't apply to me in any way. it's so arrogant for people to think the gym is only for the fit.
Must be Italian.
Um who puts plain sunscreen on their lips? I'm guessing you put it on your skin and just rub it in.
Welfare cash goes on the same card and you can buy whatever you want with it. Source: I was on welfare before.
Most people get a cash allowance and food stamps. You can buy whatever you want with the cash. Source: once a welfare recipient.
Can he get up?
"Is this a... What day is this?"
Wah. Cry baby.