EvilBrainSlug

496 pts ยท June 8, 2015


Yes, he just has trouble reading, because of his sexlexia.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine spent uploaded an overview of all his plants and asked ChatGPT to make a maintenance plan.

Then spent three weeks yelling at ChatGPT for not delivering.

ChatGPT kept acknowledging that it had failed to deliver and promising that he would get it tomorrow. :D

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look, I'd like to not see life on this planet demolished almost as much as the next guy, but if I get a chance to go to space, I'm going.

It doesn't mean I don't care about the planet, and the animals, and the plants, and some of the people some of the time.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, eventually, but not from the same end it went in.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"planning"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start with tiny stilts and work their way up.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No, allegedly he watches it all. If I understand it correctly he also planned it.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lookin' good, Bob.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, right in front of your girlfriend.

5 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

With US politics the way they are, it is hard to say if this is a democrat complaining about it or a republican bragging about what they have accomplished.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're lucky. You might end up chronic pain such that even when you are dead from work you STILL absolutely HAVE to go work out or tomorrow will be even worse.

I'm in great shape though.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

SHOULD explode.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And if they don't you show them Watership down. :D

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Very unnecessary. It is usually plenty to just tell them to shut up or you'll give them something to really cry about.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why does everyone else look so ... sceptical/angry?

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"King of the jungle my gray, fat ass."

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or sometimes like a slide flute during puberty

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A pack of penguins hunting a butterfly.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would they make it look like that? Why?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol. Swing and a miss!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Team pee-your-pants

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You are about to lose a lot of heat and since it cannot heat itself it will quickly become colder than the surrounding tissue.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

True, but let it out anyway. It is your body heat warming it up. Get rid of it and it's less stuff to heat.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I ran into one of those myself once. Final solution was to just smash the lock itself using the bolt cutters as a hammer. :D

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this one is overly harsh. A lot of them are just nazi sympathizers and/or fuckwits

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

No, just on a quick inventory it sounds like you already know everything you need to know about him.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0