Chicken Before the Egg
10
8
489
Spending the most time under the running water has just had to do
33
23
1098
Whatever nevermind
-3
9
297
Too detailed but I'm feeling it.
4835
244
139562
Back to the bottom.
98
38
39
When the length of the truck is just right
1297
91
72194
Delightfully disturbing and definitely recommended.
28
16
1261
Actions speak louder than words.
5090
398
9879
I'm not even Irish.
4998
500
8115
Shit got better after that though, believe me.
33
7
139
aka I'm closing an eye. Usually the right one.
2391
150
6620
Insert Title Here
20
1
57
25*25=625
27
21
151
mrw my friend tells me he's going to ask the woman he's cheating with to leave her own husband of 15+ years and their three children to run away with him.
1667
69
114607
Makes cereal a real bitch to eat but
-1
5
545
This wasn't here last night.
122
34
7141
and now I'm here.
937
240
6596
Whatever, nevermind.
759
179
6032
The man was terrified.
212
22
233
Dots, not feathers.
7670
270
8226
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
3880
271
11677
Vote!
12
30
107
Little ironic, don't you think?
3499
219
6147
We can all be wrong.
1191
222
6895
Games are the worst.
10075
698
6436
She hates me now.
7606
1306
7526
People are strange.
1034
255
7187
Sometimes you get what you wanted, just not how you wanted it.
2075
240
7137
Better Late than Never.
12466
589
7212
Just because you're drunk, that doesn't make it okay.
411
170
5098