EsotericMonk

7131 pts ยท May 13, 2013


Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

Is it OK to message you creepy shit geared towards your dudeness?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries. It's all good in the proverbial hood. :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. How does my reply in anyway invalidate his appreciation of my beard?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stroke away.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The couch is a "Safe Space."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Up-doot for obscure reference.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Om.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's ... he's not dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. You're still miles beyond our nuclear missile systems.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then again, who does?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a big black dildo in your backpack?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking the children don't like that I called the driver a douche bag.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the part I don't relish.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I this case it's all about hating the player, not the game.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do realize that if they fuck it up they could drive right into the building? I work at a small synagogue; a car sized hole would be bad.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1