I hope it's a false alarm
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31
1701
The pond near me froze over so I can do that cool sound thing with throwing pebbles
23
1
999
My favorite quote from Chaos Seeds
-2
0
676
Seriously I'm joking
18
5
989
Mmmm cookies
21
2
1106
Babe I'm going to need a thumbs up or something
-3
0
287
Its only a thousand
11
24
887
Diabolical!
26
34
1400
Every time I check the 5 dating apps I use
8
6
602
French freedom fries
-4
0
194
Zoom that brain rot my megachad
-7
3
163
Nooo, you're supposed to be devastated that I'm leaving!
6
15
1019
I know it's in protest, but i like this imgur
26
2
700
Night shift shenanigans
29
0
1054
Phrasing...
-3
1
379
I never don't want to not be unsafe... I think
12
8
616
Scratchy scratchy to make smooth
18
3
1201
WRONG!wrongwrONGwRoNgWRongWRONG
16
7
1093
How i communicate with my sister
15
0
944
Watch the haze of tree jizz float by
16
4
1065
Callous? Against the rich? Cmon
42
17
1312
Forever thirsty and hungry, but it's always juuust out of reach
22
8
1296
Showing up to work like-
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13
1475
First born, check, soul, check, left nut, check
46
10
1689
Come look at the clouds
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2
880
I don't have the sauce, sorry
1447
65
31669
Seattle right now
26
12
1102
Bubble gut for all the bad people
0
5
761
Liquidizing? Carbonating?
475
31
25056
Do it do it do it
12
5
495
Two t-rex's fighting over a table saw
19
0
472
They keep making him more and more edgy
22
20
826
Don't get therapy. Just make memes
6
1
621
It's a good skill set to have regardless
27
17
1255
Twinsies
18
18
1124
How lonely are you
13
1
208
Relax, it's sarcasm
-7
15
375
Sweet of heart, dumb of ass
7
1
434
It's fun to play with slomo
16
25
523
The madness is taking me
11
1
513
Bored doodle
8
0
629
Went looking through the oldest pics on my phone and found my childhood dog
35
3
1491
Rich go brrr
45
8
1175
Bi scottie biscottie
6
5
717