Equidae

3886 pts ยท December 12, 2013


This is the internet, I come here for anonymity and funny animals. So screw your curiosity in me as an individual.

The two universal experiences of a lifetime are birth and death. It's a beautiful thing to see someone embrace it openly and honestly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my best employees started when she was in a halfway house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's okay. I only want the middle fries.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one, make sure the pilot light is on.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aww, thank you. I like to think so too. She's still a very active dog, I like to believe she's ageing pretty well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Started on Atari 2600 playing Pitfall until my mother started yelling about the background music driving her insane.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking Karen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The " don't kiss me after a blow job" logic always gets me. Don't want it in your mouth, then what makes you think I want it in mine?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 is a fairly accurate depiction of what my uterus is currently doing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love a good choking. My husband is terrified of doing it though, so it basically never happens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I would pay an amount of money for some of those things.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

USPS does Sunday parcel delivery.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a lot of hair.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With some Elle Fanning mixed in.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Combined retail and services, dog grooming salon inside a pet store. OT is expensive to pay out so hire more people working fewer hours each

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My work place hasn't allowed OT, even during holidays, for years. Only worked 3 hours today on the busiest day of the year because of this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This would fullfil a very specific fantasy I didn't even know I had until just now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elizabeth Hurley made me question my sexuality for a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Salukis are usually such graceful looking dogs. Poor #10 did not seem to get any of that grace.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating noises drive my husband nuts. So I'll eat snacks away from him, but then he'll pout that I'm not sitting with him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90's Brendan Fraser was at the heart of many a girlhood fantasies.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Cone of shame just got way more frustrating.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

Old lady Pomeranian with a full body scissor haircut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time I read something about black lives matter I get really confused because to me BLM is automatically the bureau of land management.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In many places yes. Though it hardly ever needs to be enforced anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a boss I'm okay with this kind of honesty every once in awhile. Just don't think it's cute to do it constantly.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

As a dog groomer this is my life every day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't have, like, or want kids. My dad shows off pictures of his granddoghters anytime people are sharing grandkid stories.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*squee* They use their fucking claws like hands!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0