3886 pts ยท December 12, 2013
This is the internet, I come here for anonymity and funny animals. So screw your curiosity in me as an individual.
The two universal experiences of a lifetime are birth and death. It's a beautiful thing to see someone embrace it openly and honestly.
One of my best employees started when she was in a halfway house.
That's okay. I only want the middle fries.
Step one, make sure the pilot light is on.
Aww, thank you. I like to think so too. She's still a very active dog, I like to believe she's ageing pretty well.
Started on Atari 2600 playing Pitfall until my mother started yelling about the background music driving her insane.
Fucking Karen.
The " don't kiss me after a blow job" logic always gets me. Don't want it in your mouth, then what makes you think I want it in mine?
#6 is a fairly accurate depiction of what my uterus is currently doing.
I love a good choking. My husband is terrified of doing it though, so it basically never happens.
I would pay an amount of money for some of those things.
USPS does Sunday parcel delivery.
That is a lot of hair.
With some Elle Fanning mixed in.
Combined retail and services, dog grooming salon inside a pet store. OT is expensive to pay out so hire more people working fewer hours each
My work place hasn't allowed OT, even during holidays, for years. Only worked 3 hours today on the busiest day of the year because of this.
This would fullfil a very specific fantasy I didn't even know I had until just now.
Elizabeth Hurley made me question my sexuality for a long time.
Salukis are usually such graceful looking dogs. Poor #10 did not seem to get any of that grace.
Eating noises drive my husband nuts. So I'll eat snacks away from him, but then he'll pout that I'm not sitting with him.
90's Brendan Fraser was at the heart of many a girlhood fantasies.
Supergirl by Tinpan Orange https://youtu.be/_q9BZoSYW7Q
Cone of shame just got way more frustrating.
Old lady Pomeranian with a full body scissor haircut.
Every time I read something about black lives matter I get really confused because to me BLM is automatically the bureau of land management.
In many places yes. Though it hardly ever needs to be enforced anymore.
As a boss I'm okay with this kind of honesty every once in awhile. Just don't think it's cute to do it constantly.
As a dog groomer this is my life every day.
Don't have, like, or want kids. My dad shows off pictures of his granddoghters anytime people are sharing grandkid stories.
*squee* They use their fucking claws like hands!
The two universal experiences of a lifetime are birth and death. It's a beautiful thing to see someone embrace it openly and honestly.
One of my best employees started when she was in a halfway house.
That's okay. I only want the middle fries.
Step one, make sure the pilot light is on.
Aww, thank you. I like to think so too. She's still a very active dog, I like to believe she's ageing pretty well.
Started on Atari 2600 playing Pitfall until my mother started yelling about the background music driving her insane.
Fucking Karen.
The " don't kiss me after a blow job" logic always gets me. Don't want it in your mouth, then what makes you think I want it in mine?
#6 is a fairly accurate depiction of what my uterus is currently doing.
I love a good choking. My husband is terrified of doing it though, so it basically never happens.
I would pay an amount of money for some of those things.
USPS does Sunday parcel delivery.
That is a lot of hair.
With some Elle Fanning mixed in.
Combined retail and services, dog grooming salon inside a pet store. OT is expensive to pay out so hire more people working fewer hours each
My work place hasn't allowed OT, even during holidays, for years. Only worked 3 hours today on the busiest day of the year because of this.
This would fullfil a very specific fantasy I didn't even know I had until just now.
Elizabeth Hurley made me question my sexuality for a long time.
Salukis are usually such graceful looking dogs. Poor #10 did not seem to get any of that grace.
Eating noises drive my husband nuts. So I'll eat snacks away from him, but then he'll pout that I'm not sitting with him.
90's Brendan Fraser was at the heart of many a girlhood fantasies.
Supergirl by Tinpan Orange https://youtu.be/_q9BZoSYW7Q
Cone of shame just got way more frustrating.
Old lady Pomeranian with a full body scissor haircut.
Every time I read something about black lives matter I get really confused because to me BLM is automatically the bureau of land management.
In many places yes. Though it hardly ever needs to be enforced anymore.
As a boss I'm okay with this kind of honesty every once in awhile. Just don't think it's cute to do it constantly.
As a dog groomer this is my life every day.
Don't have, like, or want kids. My dad shows off pictures of his granddoghters anytime people are sharing grandkid stories.
*squee* They use their fucking claws like hands!