EntropyDrunk

185 pts · February 3, 2019


It's like when drinking socially. One minute everything is fine... but then suddenly nothing is fine, clothing is optional, feelings are crude, and morals ambiguous at best. Don't expect much more that the order generally found in trainwrecks.

Don't question the experienced.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you have against Brussel Sprouts?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocaine.

4 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

...that's what your Mom said.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Wow, I understood all those cuss words.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is Eminopy Death also a good reason? Seems like they could just put those all together with LDeath.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 CIA, is that you?

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

*Imagines a world where rods and hooks can hold more than the lightest gauze.*

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's spelled DOGE.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the dumbest Libertarian Trope on the planet, and I will fight you point by point. Make one.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 21

Shut up idiot. You're totally spoiling my plan. GAH...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...as opposed to... never noticed this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Japanese stores might. They love Baseball.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So are Indian, because most of the world is somewhat... I avoid soy though. I don't need more exposure to female hormones.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but that Corona Wellspring Rice Milk Boba Tea is legit AF.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aww don't feel bad, my Mother was a NICU Nurse, and I turned out fine... I'm sure you're just as good as primary. ?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not when you're drunk.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incinerator solves that.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Ye....eeeeaaaaaahhhhh? Yes! Teleported. Yes. Yes they were.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Correction: "Gas Chamber/Crematorium." 10:10 frostbite prevented. Honestly, who would is gonna believe them? "Oh, yeah electrical fault."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Robert Kennedy isn't a Karen, and wrecks the shit out of you with facts. You can't hide the corruption of this with the industry mouthpiece.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

False: It's children with merbrains shilling for Big Pharma, who is already immune to liability. I bet Thalidomide looks good on your baby.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aww, it thinks Linguistics is Artificial SL. ? You're overfitting and assigning a derogatory default because you feel like it fuckface.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm too drunk to count, but there's no getting around the fact that the number of images in such posts slowly erodes their quality.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

"...all souls to JeremyBearamy."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You shut your whore mouth. ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I said before in another thread, you are referring to Conspiracy Theory™ - and abusing the English language.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

'...if everyone is dead.'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone get this Dad a beer.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Education has failed them. Don't bother arguing with people who don't understand morphology or syntactic analysis has a canon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1