EngravedToaster

15821 pts ยท October 25, 2014


This is fine. Everything's fine. Just my dog and I exploring the world, one day at a time. Hey, Imgurian. I enjoy making jewelry. If you find this and get us to the front page, I'll send you something. It'll probably be utter crap, but it'll be YOUR utter crap.

I want more stories about your grandpa. I'd read that post multiple times.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello, neighbor.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Colic, same reason you can't work them hard then give them free access to water.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The "I just put shampoo in my hair and they paged us with a cardiac arrest" fear is real, and well founded. Thank the world for the turban towel, jumpsuits, and a partner who is willing to drive the boo boo bus!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They work, it pulls your soul out through your pores. The Biore strips are a bit more effective in my opinion, but price wise this stuff is top notch.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giant frozen carrots as a teething treat!! Safe, cold, crunchy, no risk of blockages.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He left it in the medicine cabinet.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the "ONLY mustard, ONLY ketchup" line?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can have my eggs if you need one in the future, assuming they're good. I'd be happy to give some away for people in need of an ovum, wish they were easier to donate.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It also should be farm raised to be safe, as well as frozen. This is wild caught, it's suitable for cooking.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every year as a kid my grandmother made pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, and made my brother and I each our OWN pumpkin pies... they were the best ever, we never shared. Mentioned to my mom how I missed that about her... it was the Libby Pumpkin Pie can recipe. Hooray, I make them now, it wasn't lost with her passing! Thank you grandma for following the directions. Think I'll make one for my brother for his birthday, he will enjoy that gesture.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"They're all good dogs, Bront."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went back for that detail. Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

This is where Sleep Hygiene is actually useful... *notices the time* ...And I missed my window, so goodnight internet!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Being involved can be as simple as "that joke isn't funny, it's inappropriate" or stepping in against small daily injustices, sharing a smile of encouragement with a stranger who is living their best life against adversity, or speaking up among a group of friends when their view seems exclusionary. A lapel pin in a crowded room, an internet whisper, a million little moments of activism.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, do what works for you. I know everyone wants to fix this, but if your method is working keep doing what works for yourself!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now we've caused our classic Imgur issue... site is down, so it must be... "Over Capacity." ( I made myself laugh at least.)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, only one person knows mine and I met them here... in trade, they don't know my real name.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of my Gerontology degree was attending Silver Sneakers at the YMCA, those women can hold 2 minute planks... my 30 year old self was dyyyying while they chuckled at me. Sweet as can be though!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Futurama told me they lay eggs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure my wisdom teeth didn't have that issue, they were just assholes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask your doc to try an SNRI. I have ADHD and depression, I started SNRI for pain and depression. It helps A LOT with my ADHD too though!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use subtitles. Helps a lot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yellowstone NP motto!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You tie it off, then put the needle back down into the stitch so the tail of the thread is loose inside the garmet, rather than outside.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed, but I also hate you. Take your stupid upvote.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0