EngineeringDisaster

4096 pts · February 13, 2014


Love is natural and real, but not for such as you and I, my love.

Haha, I didn't even read the text that followed until now. Got totally stuck on the hashtag. Might be time to just go to sleep.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha, glad to hear it isn't me, I just thought I was too tired to English good. Took me way too long to read "whoremembers" as "who remembers". My head kept going "excuse me what the what kind of members?"

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For those curious about what they are saying:
Woman: Why in the world did you do that?
Man: Huh?
W: Why did you do that?
M: To get a 1000 views on youtube. ... Look! It's gone!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If someone buys the H sock, it will spell "Nail Satan" instead. Heh.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The president of Iceland is a decent dude.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too many tourists there nowadays though. Live abroad, but had to go there recently for my grandpa's funeral. Booking accommodation in my tiny village was not possible because everything was completely booked up. People living in the village complain about the tourists sweeping in like locusts. They come in hordes and then the grocery store shelves are empty.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I present to you, mah butt. Keep doing what you were doing."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 I am motivated by all of those things! What does it mean?! D:

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh. Yes. I had a Danish professor in multivariable calculus. Students begged him to do the class in English, but he insisted that he had to practice his Swedish. His Swedish was pretty much just Danish. Completely incomprehensible.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I hear that and would like to expand: All sex is weird. Not just all human sex either, no no. ALL sex is weird. (Reproduction? Also weird, whether or not it involves sex. Nature gone got weird.)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP's question is not about certain people's right to exist though? And it's not the question that's being applauded, it's the fact that OP willingly states that they are open to changing their mind on the question.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Anal bottom some mummy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find myself wishing The Good Place's version of heaven to be real, so I could have all the time I wanted with my SO. I heckin' love him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adorable, eats healthy/herbivore, builds his own home, highly intelligent; what's not to love!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My youngest sister had that while she was on the pill (due to bad cramps). I felt so sorry for her.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#1

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

giving life another shot. Death will come for us all, and if the choice is yours, death can wait. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good luck out there. But if a miracle were to happen (and it doesn't even have to be a miracle, it can be something small), be open to 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Smashing infants is a-okay sometimes. "Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Psalm 137:9.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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