EngineeringComedy

12051 pts · August 12, 2013


Engineer, comedian, former Make-A-Wish kid turned adult. Bring on the cats and memes.

It's the first time in history that even peasants could afford ice cream

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Wisconsin, we call them cannibal sandwiches.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I love the uneducated."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to perform stand up 4 times a week. But then again, pretty sure I was an alcoholic back then.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vaped for about 18 months. Was going through 2 a week. I've at least quit nicotine and get the 0% vapes, and that lasts me a month as I wean off.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly, there was too much emotion in the case. They charged him with first degree (fill in the blank) of a bunch of things when 3rd degree or manslaughter. And when you read with what he was charged with, they are crazy hard to prove.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not about CO2 emissions. It's a talking point to hate Democrats and going "well your taylor swift pollutes so it's okay or you need to hate her"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats!! It's a buoy!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not so much reforming the laws, but rather not enforcing when good is happening. Yes food safety is a priority, but neighborhoods cooking food for homeless is a calculated risk.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have to do samples. It helps if you wink and finger gun while handing it over.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ask my parents all the time How Mnay Big Macs an hour they could afford in the 80s when they conplain about my gen. They've started to understnd.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, so that's where our workforce went.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I had my transplant, my mom's work said go, your job will be here when you're back. Luckily my dad was able to work, but you never hear that anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The two not comparing equally is the point. Spotify pays about $.003 per stream to record company. Radio pays about $.06 per play to record company. Owning a song is $1.50 for unlimited to the record company. And artist percentage is different for album, radio, streams. The negotiated pay isn't where it should be. Owning and renting is relatable. But the asset has a very small value to begin with that its similar to renting unlimited colored pencils for a year for $.50 or buying one colorfor $2

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I used to pay $10 for 15 songs on an album. Now I pay $10 a month to play millions of songs. In one day, i can listen to about $240 worth of albums.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I use both. End of Business means I need it so I can get something done due tomorrow morning. EOD means I need it to start working on sonething cause I need to be done by End of Business Tomorrow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes me thankful to be in a small enough industry that I regularly get job offers from my friends. #Nepotism

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science Fiction!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was absolutely the right time.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry you felt that way.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does get easier.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He entered a vegetated state when he was 6 and passed away at 16. His misdiagnosis actually helped mine and I was treated for our genetic disease.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called adrenoleukodystrophy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an expensive whiskey.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was in a vegitated state by the time I was 1 and passed away when I was 11 so I don't have any fond memories of him.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I joined a fraternity in college because I lost my brother. When I joined, I gained hundreds of big (fraternity) brothers.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone did their free body diagram.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ΣF=0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took about 50 tons of cooling just for the transformers of the outside lights.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A drink adds around .015٪ to .02٪ to your BAC. So 50 shots is 0.75٪ to 1%. Imagine your blood being 1% alcohol.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0