EndersShadow

30900 pts · June 5, 2012


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! "No."

This comment would have taken a violent turn if the actor wasn't white

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dicks out? *Unzips*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

•largest wasp you'll ever see •a sting you will never forget (I got stung in the neck once) I dropped to the ground instantly from the pain.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This pic forgot to include tarantula hawk. •stings tarantulas to paralyze them • lays eggs inside paralyzed tarantula

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Phrasing

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You still use Firefox?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

LiFoals

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Motorcycle riders like myself are the only people who pump their own gas, also at truck stops, they also pump their own gas.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the seal

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pepper spray usually makes unwanted things fuck off.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

You'd love prison

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Except this is not from vibrations. This is when a ton of small air lines are put under the sand. I've don't this truck for kids.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Art school so they can pay it off by making coffee for the rest of their lives.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 22

I legit thought this car looked familiar. I'm an Oregonian.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many holes does a bag need until it becomes a net?

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I also played Halo in my tree fort. We took shits off of it and lolled at the thud when they hit the ground, wiped, and went back to playing

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I sold weed when I was a teen, I would put candy in every bag no matter how much they bought. The little things kept them coming back to me.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Well the title said Wait for it and the internet has given us a lot of high expectations.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in Oregon and I forgot about this. Mainly because we still don't pump our own gas.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That was the joke

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pussy. Get it?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Or at a resort.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is perfect I could never explain what the walls or sidewalk looked like til now. The carpet is a different story though.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I got a chicken nugget ad right after the gun pic and the meat in a stick. I got confused for a second.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom was an anti vaxer. My sister and I got our shots but my brother was held back because he wasn't vaxed and wasn't allowed in school.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Down voted your post for the fuckthepolice tag. You can't hate a group for ones actions.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 28

Kind of like masturbating on an airplane.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do you know how much you'd save if it's all a secret?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Beckfuth*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0