Emthe

2686 pts ยท April 2, 2014


Tha mi eileanach.

I bet bitches love your tooth.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The other cop busting up in the background...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe she was drunk when she slapped that backwards r in her sign.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, though, chickens *are* omnivores.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of dumbass wants to re-brand fish as kittens? For fuck's sake.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My bad. Imgurian.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://sites.google.com/site/rickert/CastlePark.jpg This is why. It's huge and not easy to see all parts of the playground from one angle.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I should have said fuck you to them in front of other people's kids?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope. Fuck 'em. I would have said this to their face if there hadn't been a zillion little kids under foot at the time.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, but I had to keep a clean mouth while I dealt with them. Just needed to blow off some steam. Imagurians tend to be understanding folks.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Lack of physical evidence definitely suggests they're a myth.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But I like this idea. I'm straight but I would totally join forces to gay away the pray.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Janet's last wish before being fried in the electric chair was a visit from Kenny G.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google Galactic Cap/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooooo worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. That's for me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine there's teeth in there chewing on that severed arm.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is an AMA I would love to hear.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having known a girl who this happened to, I can tell you it makes it worse for the rest of her life.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can anyone tell me why this is a thing? Being a girl, I don't have the parts to find out for myself.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Moose Knuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Illustrator is Stephen Gammell.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sushi.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just so you know, that hip was broke when I got here.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again? Why is this on here every day?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Death is the new sign guy for the shovel store?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about the time before that?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you turn it off and on again?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0