EmotionallyTransparent

146420 pts ยท March 1, 2016


37 year old manchild with weird humor and works in a field that he didn't go to school for paying off student loans.

You did it Steve... You did it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow you even used your hand. I can no longer joke about finger painting like its amateur. I have to reinvent myself because of you.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Been working customer service type jobs for 24 years and this made me laugh so much.

The mindset that a human being thinks they're allowed to scream at a complete stranger just because they had an experience that they could have been completely avoided with minimal planning boggles my mind. It is insanity and I will never tolerate or cater to someone that blows up at me before I have even said hello.

I work at an airport.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know quite a few people that just burn their leaves... That could have been a flame thrower.

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 4

I don't understand what makes that attractive. They were on TV they should have plenty of sexual options. Is there brain damage involved?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 24

Jokes on you the gif is reversed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too have a gif of a birb.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look like what I think a 4 year old would draw for hands. Little fuzzy poles with spaghetti splayed fingers.

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

The Special FX Producers moments before:

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lady Gaga has had a hard life.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was young I was too emotional and it was unattractive. I became a stoic adult and it confused and irritated people. There's a balance

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

2/2... For a woman to slip under me as I was getting up. She was face to my ass as I tried to shuffle out from my table. Very odd sensation

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was at a Lonestar restaurant during a closing sale. Steak was dirt cheap. It was so crowded that seat competition was high enough... 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The scrunching up and front leg twitching is their equivalent of a cat butt wiggle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's knife... Very knife.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No selfies.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a Scientology thing. They do this thing where use what they call "Postulating" to make things happen with their mind.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe that pillow is milk colored - Lactose Intolerant Person

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both are probably true for the owner and anyone that reads it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A man's gotta eat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have this old gif made from someone else's cat play vid. I helped.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Um... What if I like the weird dinosaur look? Are there ones that look like tiny roasted quail permanently?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Try an app called Plantnet. If you get some clear pictures of the fruit and leaves it might identify it for you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you in Australia? Could be a cheesewood.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is the perfect example of the standard Instagram comment.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want diarrhea that bad just drink some river water.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Planet Earth is this godly creature's easy chair.

6 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

Llama backup cameras? Wow, the world is advancing so fast.

6 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

I feel like there was way more than what was shown but cut short for the safety of the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0