Embrielle

3117 pts · September 6, 2012


I would agree but I just love the wide expanse of empty counter space, so I don’t fill it. It’s glorious. This would drive me insane.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Them from the bottom. I had dashed out the door and were chasing me, fortunately, but they didn’t see me go in. Just takes a blink. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When I was two I walked off the edge of the pool deck into the pool and sank straight to the bottom. My parents found me looking up at 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ha! Probably

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have put plastic up to protect the chair in the meantime.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have tried a couple different types, materials etc. It’s just a new couch/fabric she finds exciting. I’m sure she’ll move on eventually

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, she uses it. She just likes the couch, so she uses that too.Despite both positive reinforcement... and getting sprayed with water for it

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My cat's scratch post is 5ft from my couch. She still seems to prefer the couch. God damn.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Insisted he would be at my head the whole time. When the time came he was there and he tells everyone it was the greatest thing ever 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My husband caught our baby. Not in an emergency situation either. It’s one of the ultimate highlights of his life, and he originally 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well that I haven’t heard. Suppose my boy got something out of it then. Hahahaha

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apparently you’re doing it right (pushing) if you do poop. Not everyone does, but I understand that most aren’t so lucky.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently the name Arya IS very popular. I was looking at baby girl names the other day, can’t remember the source

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I specify women being shamed because although it has been frowned upon for both, the value of a woman has long been determined by her purity

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Okay but promiscuity has been around for all of human history. Even when women have been shamed for it. No law is going to change that.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Me too. I was a little horrified. My mom, to quote my sister, looked like a homeless man. Nearly lost her life for that comment.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Haven’t been able to do this since I got a cat. The dog made it worse. By the time the kid came around I’d given up on ever pooping in peace

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhg that sounds horrible. Mine weren’t too traumatic but my husband had shingles at 35 and it was awful for both of us. So painful

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Immune system isn’t functioning well enough - for example if you’re under a lot of stress.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yes there’s a vax for that but they tend to provide it for seniors, but you can get shingles much earlier if for some reason your ...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but now you can get shingles later in life. Trust me, you do NOT want that shit. It’s not itchy, it’s agony

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But I remember those days- it went around my daycare and we all just hung out together scratching ourselves half to death

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, since it’s got a vaccine. Also, getting that vax keeps you safe from shingles later which is FAR worse, especially for seniors

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bear to wear a shirt. I felt so awful for him.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They’re all idiots, what can I say. My husband is a pretty tough guy and shingles had him nearly in tears. All down his ribcage, couldn’t...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shot. Ha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So worth it. My hubby got shingles at 35 and he was unbelievably miserable. Just get the damn shit people.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My momma’s “babymaking hips “ are the real deal. A narrow hipped gal wouldn’t have stood a chance against that monster!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It could be a legitimate issue. My son’s head was so big on arrival the midwife claimed he hadn’t seen one that big in 30yrs. He was 9lb7oz

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I don’t know about pet birds, but bird birth control does exist. As far as I know you cannot “fix” a bird though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0