Emberjack

5 pts ยท October 30, 2016


In defense, I like your username, and I want to bone you because of it. Are you a redhead?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Hey, is your fiance a catch? Maybe I want to go pick up your fiance too. ;3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is possible that you could just be a bitch, and the content of your words doesn't matter. :0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

I read all his replies. You are obviously enabling his autism. You autism enabler, you. Stop harassing his internet autism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever universe you are from that assholes poke people with headphones on, I hope I never encounter it. Those are scary butts.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

What if you didn't turn to look and it was Neil Degrade Tyson trying to warn you about an event horizon you were about to cross?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And before more comments like your get posted, I'd like to say that with your imagination the word chair can be as offensive as Nazi.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Go be that way south of Panama. Then you would just be a dead bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

But what if you do have a bf? You dun lead with that still? As your potential bf I am upset at this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Voice acting for these situations. It's always a nice tactic to say a phrase like "Man, my d* itches tonight!" w/ ur best deep drag voice

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1