ElliotReid

11213 pts ยท March 25, 2013


Hi, I'm Elliot from Connecticut. I'm sometimes called Bitch-Slap Barbie...from Connecticut. I'm a WASP. I hate redheads. I love apples and apple orchards. I uhem, hate apple thieves. I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobia-phobic. Oh yeah, and I'm insane.

seriously, I go on tumblr every single day and the only people I've seen claiming triggers are victims and people with epilepsy

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every time I eat Taco Bell it gives me the shits. But, I have IBS so every other thing in the world gives me the shits too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's so great to hear. I'm going as soon as urgent care opens tomorrow.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you all so much for the kind words, it's really helping this really shitty situation

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's new, fairly large, and painful to touch :/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm really scared, and I don't really have a lot of in person support around.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

imgur sure was a strange and lonely place 3 years ago...

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0



12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

OP is going places.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Barney's gotten pretty hardcore

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I swear, he loves Turk more than he loves me.

12 years ago | Likes 837 Dislikes 7

that actually made me laugh quite a bit! thank you :) *hugs*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that would be very nice actually :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like I need to take a shower.... fully clothed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am female. Trust me, I literally got out of bed after reading this. No sleep for me tonight!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

o.O

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prescott

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS. I had a cat who was overweight, but he had a thyroid problem. It was nearly impossible for him to lose weight but we tried so hard!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sure! Kansas city has pretty awesome BBQ so that could be like, our wedding dinner or something.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Shall we meet in the middle of our geographical locations? I'm in Arizona.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well class starts on Wednesday and I could really use the tax breaks so... either tomorrow or Saturday?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm also an engineer(ing student) and I have a vagina if that suits your needs better.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thorinorkinshield is wadjet's profile on tumblr, she asked who people ship her with, this top text was that user's answer, her reply bottom.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No thank you haha. That wig weighed like 8 pounds(3.6kg) already!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was my FAVORITE cartoon as a kid. Very well done costumes!!

12 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 2

another source saying the same thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

browsing random and came across this comment. Good sir/madame, I almost wet myself at this. Good show to you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOOK AT THOSE TOES!!! I WANT TO SQUISH THEM!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

wat

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0