ElevenAndCounting

45844 pts ยท July 28, 2013


uuuuuuhhhhhhh......hi. if you get this to the front page, ill send you my favorite snacks in the world. (I do not guarantee freshness though).

God I feel old now...

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

STP in my community is something you use to pee, so I was really fucming confused lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The original heat pack

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine teleworking to a bathroom only to find someone already in there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at you Hulu, Amazon prime, and peacock... bastards.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone come in for "just one item" and they stayed for an hour...

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It was my favorite part of working at dollar tree. Locking the door and walking away at 9pm, because I made the mistake once of letting

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My mom chews like a toothless grandma on rib night in the nursing home. It's just so loud and aggressive.. no wonder my dads gone deaf lol

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

YouTube! Rob beckett is the comedians name if you want more of his personal stuff which is also funny

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I last watched the Dick Van Dyke Show, im screwed too lol

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless there's consent to do so I think that's at the very least molestation? Idk, I'm not a cop.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google says oral sex performed on a man, by a man, while the first man is asleep.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wild guess was that that he was black

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I make 10k before taxes. I wouldnt even be able to do the 1k option ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He lives in Boston with roommates according to the article

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ugh, I wish people would have just a shred of common sense.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My aunt answered it, not with just one name, but 4. So the hackers now have multiple options.... smh

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Missouri had a flash where the whole state was hot red and as a Missourian I just had to chuckle cause I'm tired of crying.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And then ill end up actually being killed and not just followed and beat up like now. I hate the world...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might dip back down to just one, but I dont think ill ever go back to "normal" after this

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine too, I feel sick to my stomach...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wow, I havent seen/heard of anyone else besides myself getting three shots. Started with j&j then got Pfizer

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will happily get revaccinated as many times as I need to, but I refuse to trust anyone ever again after what I've seen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also love to hate Joe Buck. Just the thought of him raises my blood pressure.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All 4 of my grandparents made it through by the skin of their teeth. My grandma still hoards food because she never had it growing up.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude that's why I got it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I went to ER on the 3rd and got turned away, went to a different one on the 5th and they were surprised I was still alive. ?

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