Literal shitpost
When open my pet rat's cage and he gives me this look
Oh, welcome to usersub, little soft one
Oh sweet lord, let me flush my tide-pods down with this.
When I tell my little companion to only bite the tip gently
Oh, look, the number '29' displayed on my watch
Siege Shitpost
Improvised title with a small catch. Mint-drops. Yep, that's the catch.
I'm vegan
Hope this doesn't count as a selfie
Yes
Why?
How long did it take for the idiot to realize?
Missing textures. Missing textures everywhere