You must be wondering: Why does this person say they can fist birds? are they some kind of sick, perverted freak...or are they simply being a stupid troll, who made this username as some kind of parody of our God Queen, @ElbowDeepInAHorse? Well... I'll let you, my fellow Imgurian, decide on the reasoning. But one thing IS clear...the puckered cloacas of bird kind everywhere shall cower in fear at the name ElbowDeepInABird!!!! *sterotypical evil Villian laughter*
Shiiiiit...If it is then I'm the dude on her chain dressed in a gimp suit with a ball gag and butt plug up the ass...
I smell a Trump - Tard.
I'm a little drunk but I love you man :)
:) good. You're the one person I want to watch over me. You're an angel in human form, Mr Puckett, bless you, man. :)
It's ALL consensual...mostly... :)
Bird. This includes vomiting into my mouth to feed me and laying eggs. :)
Do you like birds? If you do I can be your guy....but it has to be sexual...liking the birds, that is....also you'll have to roleplay as a
I'm sorry.
'Take him out,' you say? ;)
You throw up. Your stomach doesn't explode, if he's worried about that. I did this a few times when I was younger. Worth it.
Red Rocket
Shit her face is expressive
;)
@ElbowDeepInACow?
Craft beer is completely shit.
Vaping is just as bad as smoking.
Alcohol. Which explains some things...*cough* child orgy *cough*
Fact: Stephen King doesn't remember writing cujo at all. Most of his best novels were written when he was fucked out of his mind on coke and
If you're a swole man you can go sleeveless but if you're a fatty like me forget it.
I know which one I like more...
How 'bout a bird?
Same here bud...at least I have my pet parrot.
And I mean that, despite what my name implies.
Good little birb :)
Electric trimmers also tend to break down more and have less grunt than petrol ones. Electric is good for home use only.
An hour? Petrol ones are still better. I use one for work (I'm a gardener) and it can last for three hours on a full tank.
Dick crushed
Hey as long as the Senate returns I'll be happy. He HAS to tell Rey about the tragedy of Darth Plagius the Wise though or I'm walkin
Honestly if it came down to it, it's a car. My life is not worth an engine.
She's a cutey alright.