ElbowDeepInABird

639 pts ยท August 16, 2015


You must be wondering: Why does this person say they can fist birds? are they some kind of sick, perverted freak...or are they simply being a stupid troll, who made this username as some kind of parody of our God Queen, @ElbowDeepInAHorse? Well... I'll let you, my fellow Imgurian, decide on the reasoning. But one thing IS clear...the puckered cloacas of bird kind everywhere shall cower in fear at the name ElbowDeepInABird!!!! *sterotypical evil Villian laughter*

Shiiiiit...If it is then I'm the dude on her chain dressed in a gimp suit with a ball gag and butt plug up the ass...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I smell a Trump - Tard.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I'm a little drunk but I love you man :)

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

:) good. You're the one person I want to watch over me. You're an angel in human form, Mr Puckett, bless you, man. :)

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

It's ALL consensual...mostly... :)

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bird. This includes vomiting into my mouth to feed me and laying eggs. :)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you like birds? If you do I can be your guy....but it has to be sexual...liking the birds, that is....also you'll have to roleplay as a

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

'Take him out,' you say? ;)

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You throw up. Your stomach doesn't explode, if he's worried about that. I did this a few times when I was younger. Worth it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Red Rocket

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit her face is expressive

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

;)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInACow?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Craft beer is completely shit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vaping is just as bad as smoking.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alcohol. Which explains some things...*cough* child orgy *cough*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fact: Stephen King doesn't remember writing cujo at all. Most of his best novels were written when he was fucked out of his mind on coke and

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're a swole man you can go sleeveless but if you're a fatty like me forget it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know which one I like more...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How 'bout a bird?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here bud...at least I have my pet parrot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I mean that, despite what my name implies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good little birb :)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Electric trimmers also tend to break down more and have less grunt than petrol ones. Electric is good for home use only.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An hour? Petrol ones are still better. I use one for work (I'm a gardener) and it can last for three hours on a full tank.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dick crushed

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey as long as the Senate returns I'll be happy. He HAS to tell Rey about the tragedy of Darth Plagius the Wise though or I'm walkin

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly if it came down to it, it's a car. My life is not worth an engine.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's a cutey alright.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0