Elbow5

13801 pts · October 11, 2016


Get or make him a pentagonal trapezohedron with a 10 on each facet. Maybe make it big and mount it on a trophy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rustic

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quentin Tarantino bird lady.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You gotta. If you don’t breastfeed, baby will be a cereal killer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the cops come, all I hear is woof woof woof

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually, christmas, EASTER, christmas, EASTER, christmas, EASTER,

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s a fair and effective alternative?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which laws are bullshit?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sweet ol fatty is supervising.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Linguistics Faculty be like: Dioooos Mioooooooo! Mon Dieuuuuuuu! Fuuuuuuckin Helllll!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DadBody Superman is best. #4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An unsolicited comment. Huh.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bigot? Definitely a bigot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, but I might touch up where my ex keyed the Celica.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Parked...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your portfolio, tho...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the way you included some cruddy selfies to set off the beauty of the building. Brilliant juxtaposition.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That plate and those ingredients scream of expediency.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just a pan, my main man.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Complex, precise, beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe... lil' monkeyboots.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smart, stubborn, charming as hell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have your kids vaccinated?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering what is at stake, seems better than the danger of baby dying. No one recommends unprotected cosleep.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No black pudding, no mushrooms, no fry bread. Meh.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not a co-sleeper set up, where the baby is next to, but segregated from the other sleepers? Better sleep, no danger.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How will you keep the infant safe from suffocation?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chafing. Nipples, inner thighs, ass crack, depending on your shape.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To balance electrolytes. You sweat out a ton of salt that needs replacing.

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