ElasticRichard

12642 pts · October 6, 2016


I won’t lie to you, I am not a smart woman.

Not for a tshirt, for a charity. But it’s really fine if it’s not for you, internet stranger! You do you ☺️

10 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Sad.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It’s like drugs, you begin skiing on the kiddie piste but as time progresses you get better and better and you’ll need to use more and more to get the same kick. Seeing this I’m thinking just develop a habit already.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When asked about wrinkles she dryly replied, my only wrinkle is the one I’m sitting on.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strong girl! Farm?

10 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 15

Well, both are true; it was inspired on her role as Mammy (after GwtW she played 50 more roles, all of them like Mammy, talk abt type casting huh) and it was made into a stereotype that way.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: her character in Gone with the Wind inspired the house keeper in Tom & Jerry.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bet his parents didn’t name him that

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The protagonist in Das Parfum, a book by Patrick Süskind was called Grenouille. Great read.

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You should look up the word fun, I don’t think you know what it really means 😂

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

The difference between good weed and good pussy is the smell. If you can smell it from across the room, it’s good weed.

11 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 7

Nobody: What’s this piece?
Me: Beethoven’s 6th Symphony, “Pastorale”.

11 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Well, it’s gotta be at least twelve

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a rhetorical question. Stephen Fry knows what their point is.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have been struggling to find a way for me to stand against the rise of Fascism. I am not an organizer, nor am I a follower. I can’t write protest songs or think up clever slogans, I am not an artist in any way. I came to realize what I can do is be kind. Be nicer than usual, see the homeless person for who they are, hold the door for a senior citizen.

In times of hate, love is an act of resistance. We all fight in our own way, but stand shoulder to shoulder.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell your dog I love them

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She’s beautiful AND super smart. Talk about sapiosexuality….

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I, for one, am also not buying a Tesler. Even tho it’s all cumputur.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are both trufes to live by.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His mom looks like Garth. Rock on Garth!

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Can confirm. Been cooking with my daughters from when they were the tiniest little elves and still, now 19 and 20, we love doing just that. Talk and laugh and support each other while cutting onions and tasting the soup for salt and pepper.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And spiders.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1