ElasticHart

2076 pts · February 23, 2016


Smile and hope people smile back. Works much better :)

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

I remember having so much hope in '07. Those were the days

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh, okay, thanks. Our limit is 0.05 with no subjectivity

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems fair

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why don't they just... test?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

How hard is it to come up with a pizza small enough to be cut into a heart? Then cover it with Nutella. Bam. But I'm not in corporate.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Why is she making that pose look so hard?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Classic Ray

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Not your fault. You were a kid. Even adults make mistakes - all the damn time.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Colour change is a green eye trait, apparently

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yay, I'm rare! Like a steak. A really fucking great steak.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've seen 49°C in Melbourne.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that its real eye?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Seriously? This hurts my brain.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I am 37 years old.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Turn left.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like the romantic car park?

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Yes but what is going on with that table in the background?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can you please post baby alpaca pictures?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We could see it coming but still, why ruin the punchline?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

Not enough Eminem.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The comment I was looking for! This is possibly the first time I've seen him smile. Almost smile.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean, onya cunt!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would be "cheers, cunt!"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice mo. And kudos on wearing a dress.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ours isn't even a hard R... as Aussies, it's a soft R

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do Swedes roll Rs? I can't do it and thought it was an inherited ability.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

R must be hard. One of my children still struggles with it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a woman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1