My favorites should be titled, "Stuff I want to show my husband later, and stuff I want to watch/read/try later but will probably never get around to."
My favorites should be titled, "Stuff I want to show my husband later, and stuff I want to watch/read/try later but will probably never get around to."
Pretend to pull them out of her ear like a magic trick. "Are these yours?"
OP might not have born if not for those coins...
I used to ask my carpenter husband the same question. Then I built a table with him. Now I'm on team "More Clamps" all the way.
The fish were just a red herring
I cheddar the world and the halloumi, everybody is looking for some cheese
Sounds like Lorna from Orange is the New Black, down to the bathing in his house. Same red lipstick and everything.
Ha! My 4yo son did almost the same thing while performing his duties as a ring bearer in my brother's wedding.
Angry 'sketti
Ham > Turkey. It is known.
Can I get dryer sheets with that?
That's no moon... it's a whore.
#metoo
Username checks out.
Accept for one thing...
Oddesy.
I think "They don't all have rabies" would be a great tagline for a BATS logo.
Now get her an underripe mango.
It's a dog stuck in a tumbleweed.
Heh, you said "beat me."