MRW I get up in the night and come back to my room to find a Malaysian Airways jet engine has crashed into it.

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Accio bassist!

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Oh my god! They killed a giraffe for no reason! That's so cruel, why wou-SHHhhhh....

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Unexpected Python

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Sometimes I'm thinking of a response to a post or a text or something, and I'll just laugh out loud and say "whoah, I can't say that, that fucking offensive!" then suddenly I'm staring at a screen like 'oh wait I already sent that'. pic unrelated.

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I feel like Welsh insults in Welsh accents are widely under-appreciated

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I'm rather fond of my new mug.

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Go on, press the zero key, i dare ya

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