Dwarficus

552 pts ยท June 28, 2015


too damn true.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damn, that "I love you", that's just put a big grin on my face

5 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

really? wow, I'm actually impressed with Aurora PD. Releasing evidence that proves an officer's guilt takes balls.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same here, but unless you have power the UK police do not investigate something as little as a stolen bike, it's not worth their time.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

but those people with money are protected by the police, due to their huge earnings. It's the little people that the police don't protect.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it's a huge issue here in Southampton, UK, everyone I know has had a bike stolen and the police just can't be bothered to investigate.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the world truly needs good people like this. Even little things like this make all the difference. And fuck you if you steal from others.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as an englishman with a dark sense of humour, I tell this same joke and I love it as do the englishmen I tell it to.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

for the record this a JOKE. I would give my life to defend France if needed, as we are allies, and it is such a beautiful country.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice to see the french still don't get logic. Country invade "once" therefore cowards? My comment was a joke, a bit of dark humour.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the last successful invasion of the british isles was in 1066.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

America is two continents, North and South. I point out for accuracy, as I did in saying it was the english and not the british.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but the 2003 world cup??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but to be fair, this is how all englishmen see them. And they view us exactly the same.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ah, Napoleon, a frenchman so unfrench that english schools teach about him with respect.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nope, not burned by the british, as Britain was not established for another 276 years. She was burnt by the english.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Joan of Arc fought against the english and not the british. Arc was born 1412 whilst Britain was established in 1707.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The English and not the Brits, the french have no problem with the Scots, the Irish or the Welsh. We english hate the french and vise versa.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Joke: How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know, it's never been done, but usually takes an englishman to give it back.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Snoop Dog, a man of the people.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because slurs against the disabled is perfectly fine, and not breaking anti-discrimination laws, at least, according to police officers.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 22

#4 The UK should re-introduce this, might not have gotten Boris "I'm a idiot" Johnson.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He is, but alais no pictures with the legendary Freddie.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a brit, raised in the 80's, there is no greater showman in music than the legendary Freddie Mercury. RIP Freddie, we still miss you.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0