DuncanGoNuts

1000 pts ยท January 3, 2015


I invented the Jacknife Gamer, the mini, clip on, Bluetooth gamepad.

Who's right is right?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is that going to fit in your vagina?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You ever played Sword of Ditto? Arts style like that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever considered supplying a poop knife for them?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Is this just fantasy

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Climb up there so you can find the men and women's washroom.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hallways seemed unnecessary for a tiny house.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, the production will be quick because I've have the molds and everything made. I also have multiple patents over it too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I do not. Heavy baryonic pressure gives me a slight headache.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an awfully nice dumpster. Our dumpster is no way that fancy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Millions of silk worms are killed just you can have a silk blouse. Save a life, wear synthetic polyester fabrics. -OPEC

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

I got one hand helping myself since grade 8!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We get it...you rape.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What would his mother say

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else thinks the Indian fashion sense is stuck in the 80's?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her water broke

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is trying to get out because she is too old to be adopted and will be getting the needle in an hour.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not the same without seeing his expression

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She got better

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No. No I don't.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could have wrote the comments along the rhyme of that Granpa got ran over by a raindeer song.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I support animal testing for cosmetics now.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Mug shot for a crack addict in disadvantaged African American neighborhoods.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 33

Naw, you have a wonderful personality. It's just your face doing that deed.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In China

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Shouldn't the conservatives be white and liberals black?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

So many structural weak points...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could have used "trunk"... Yet you did not. Hang your head down in shame.

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2