DukeSlywalker

16049 pts ยท October 2, 2015


1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

History consistently puts Trump on the wrong side of everything.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I wish I had a chili mac MRE right now...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did that too, and with a new baby on the way. Ended up getting a new job that I love and it pays better! I onboarded 2 weeks before the baby was born.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not in front of my OSHA handbook...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That dust cloud gives me the heebies and the jeebies.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lack of strategic cheese is one of the main deciding factors in both "The Art of War" and "The Art of the Deal"

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

And 6 to 12 ft tall, and move faster than a car

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gonna be a serious intrusion! I can already smell the mold...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My god... make this person president immediately!

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never shaved my beard off and not immediately regretted it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going with 300 for King Leo-lardass

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looked like an undercooked pancake during that network lag that happened there.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

But other than that...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This! And a unicorn floaty being an absolute unit.

2 years ago | Likes 250 Dislikes 3

You live, you grow up, you die, you get eaten by a cheeta. It's part of life, dumb ass.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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I believe they call that "docking".

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being a Russian General has got to be the most dangerous job in the world at this point.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0